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LitaOffline
Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 46-56
Attraction and chemistry come first, followed by "do you think this person would fit into your life?" Stimulating conversation, laughter and passion =Me? I love dresses, makeup, high heels and can get along in any social situation. I weigh ***pounds for those of you looking for a body shot photo. I'm a girly girl however, have no problem jumping on a jetski, zipline or going camping. I can go from jeans to formal attire in less than 30 minutes. Im usually game fir anything fun. Im happy with my life and value my time, I just want someone to share it with. You? Confident and intelligent professional who is affectionate, passionate and takes pride in himself and the way he looks/dresses. I melt at the sign of cufflinks. Someone adventurous, who loves outdoors. Manners, romance, fun, sexy, excitement...are all important words to me in this description. That being said, Too reserved, shy, jealous or possessive doesn't work with me. We all have that "certain look" that "does it" for us. I may not have that look for you, or you for me. Basically if you don't want to kiss someone after a first date then it's probably not going to happen. I don't want to encourage someone I'm not interested in. If there isn't an attraction, you are out of the preferred age range, or you live too far away, please don't be offended if I don't respond. Don't take it personal, we don't even know each other. If I seem like the right person for you, and you for me, that's great. If not, don't settle, I wish you the best in the path you follow to your "right one". No pressure- grab a drink or coffee and see what happens
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PatOffline
Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 43-53
I am a big Flames fan and enjoy kicking back on the couch watching a game or hitting the local pub to do the same. I enjoy a quiet night at home but also love to go out and hang out with friends. Movies, sports on tv or live , dinner out or a barbque at home are all great with me. May start golfing again summer of ***, but then again may not. LOL. I am a hard worker and very motivated. Not much I wont at least attempt to get done when I decide to put my mind to it. Listen to all types of music but a country fan at heart. Sucker for a good love song. I love kids but just don't want to have any of my own getting a little past the kid bearing age. If you want to know more drop me a line. The site needs to update their options as to what one is looking for. I am a believer that all relationships start with friendship so they need an option of meet up and see what develops. Or something along those lines. Lets grab a coffee or catch a Flames game at a pub!
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BritneyOffline
Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 47-57
Hi there, I'm seeking a like-minded man to share a disastrous ***month relationship with, ending in acrimony, emotional chaos, and possibly legal proceedings. I'm told I'm fairly good looking, but I'll let you be the judge of that - I'm generally caring and very honest. I am looking for an attractive man who will at first give me obsessive love, praise and devotion - but whose paranoia, self-loathing and fear of rejection and abandonment will eventually lead him to alternately push me away and pull me closer in a love/hate cycle that will lead to infidelity, consensual sexual violence, and the eventual emotional breakdown of one or other party - or if we're lucky - both! You should: * be 20 to 50 years old; * have a history of short, intense, drama-driven relationships; * have undergone negative psychiatric evaluations in the past; and * be willing to threaten self-harm and/or annihilation as a weapon to control your partner and make them stay with you and care for you. Although not completely necessary, I would prefer men: * with nice smiles and eyes; * that has a better than average behind; * who are married or already in unstable relationships; * that drink to forget; and * who have had a previous established diagnosis of Borderline or Dependent Personality Disorder, Manic Depression, Anxiety Disorder or Bi-Polar Affective Disorder - or who are currently taking Lithium Carbonate, SSRIs, or Tri-cyclic antidepressants If you think you meet these requirements (and wow, I'm getting excited just writing them!), please don’t hesitate to get back to me as soon as possible. In the meantime, thank you for reading my advert, and do take care. P.S If you have done a spread for G.Q. Magazine or Playgirl or are extremely rich, I might just be able to overlook the fact you may not be bat-sh*t crazyIf you don't get my headline, we probably won't be a match.All the best, Me! swap diagnosis and compare meds.