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NerissaOnline
Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 45-55
I love to have fun, but I also have a serious side. I'm not into "dating games", hidden agenda's, or texting buddy's. I am looking for someone to have a relationship with at some point. I love to be outdoors and have fun in the sun, or spend quiet times with someone special. Something casual, where we can be ourselves.
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ArinOnline
Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 44-54
Not sure that guy exists but I'm willing to give it another try. Looking for a guy between the ages of ***who is young at heart and takes care of his body. I know age is just a number but I would still like someone who is somewhat around my age. I am being honest in saying I am 47 even though I don't look it. No need to lie at this point. Too much has happened to me in such a short period of time so please don't contact me if you want to play head games. I am a Christian and have Christian morals and values but I don't mean that to imply that I am perfect and don't make mistakes. I mess up just like everyone else and stay in trouble more than out .I still like to go out and blow off steam every now and then and love a good band. I do have a drink every now and then and don't believe it's wrong. I would like to meet a guy that feels the same and isn't afraid to say he's a Christian.If you cannot be a gentleman and treat a woman with respect, pass me by. If you are looking for a sex playmate, DO NOT contact me. If your ***, I will block you.I know round is a shape but please understand that I am looking for a man who is in good, physical shape from exercise and not sitting on a couch. If your idea of exercise is sitting in front of the TV lifting a beer to your mouth, I'm not your girl. If you can't walk up a hill without collapsing, I'm not your girl either. I do manage a physician's office who runs a weight clinic so I will be happy to hook you up if you need help.Don't take offense if I don't answer your *** is my way of saying I'm not interested without hurting your feelings.Describing myself is a hard task for me. If I went by what my friends and family say, I have too good of a heart. I always try to see the good in someone. I am a fierce and loyal friend. I am a social butterfly and don't meet strangers. I am fun to be around and will keep you laughing. I am full of mischief and will keep you on your toes. To me, life needs to be lived and experienced. We will all make mistakes along the way but if we can just learn from them. We all have regrets but we can all change at any age. My happiness is not dependent on another's but on me. Something unique...I'm not your average girl. Boredom is my enemy.
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BritneyOnline
Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 47-57
Hi there, I'm seeking a like-minded man to share a disastrous ***month relationship with, ending in acrimony, emotional chaos, and possibly legal proceedings. I'm told I'm fairly good looking, but I'll let you be the judge of that - I'm generally caring and very honest. I am looking for an attractive man who will at first give me obsessive love, praise and devotion - but whose paranoia, self-loathing and fear of rejection and abandonment will eventually lead him to alternately push me away and pull me closer in a love/hate cycle that will lead to infidelity, consensual sexual violence, and the eventual emotional breakdown of one or other party - or if we're lucky - both! You should: * be 20 to 50 years old; * have a history of short, intense, drama-driven relationships; * have undergone negative psychiatric evaluations in the past; and * be willing to threaten self-harm and/or annihilation as a weapon to control your partner and make them stay with you and care for you. Although not completely necessary, I would prefer men: * with nice smiles and eyes; * that has a better than average behind; * who are married or already in unstable relationships; * that drink to forget; and * who have had a previous established diagnosis of Borderline or Dependent Personality Disorder, Manic Depression, Anxiety Disorder or Bi-Polar Affective Disorder - or who are currently taking Lithium Carbonate, SSRIs, or Tri-cyclic antidepressants If you think you meet these requirements (and wow, I'm getting excited just writing them!), please don’t hesitate to get back to me as soon as possible. In the meantime, thank you for reading my advert, and do take care. P.S If you have done a spread for G.Q. Magazine or Playgirl or are extremely rich, I might just be able to overlook the fact you may not be bat-sh*t crazyIf you don't get my headline, we probably won't be a match.All the best, Me! swap diagnosis and compare meds.