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About Me

....beginning of a quote from my favorite funny movie. Also my best impersonation ever... :)I'm ridiculously honest and can be less filtered on occasion. I'm warm, down to earth and I definitely don't take myself too seriously. I am very affectionate and romantic, and enjoy a reasonable amount of PDA, especially if I'm completely enamored by your good looks and charm. I consider myself independent and selective, but I'd rather spend my days being madly in love with a nifty dude. I feel obliged to say that I stay fit and eat reasonably well, but I don't obsess. I have a very good career, which I do take seriously, at least when I'm not torturing my colleagues with fashion tips and stealing their food.Some other random facts about me:I am appropriate and classy (when called upon), I like good style, but am not high maintenance. I cuss occasionally. I like all the usual sporting activities (except cycling), but especially love water-skiing. I prefer snowboarding over skiing. I'm a sucker for a well-tailored suit and a nice pair of shoes. Kids dig me for some reason. I play guitar and sing. I prefer a stick shift. I like a mountain bike over a street bike (any day). I cook, bake, and sew (all pretty well). Love playing pool; smack-talk included. I enjoy an occasional chick flick or comedy, but mostly prefer better-made movies. Some favorites include The Professional, True Romance, The Departed, The Help, Matchstick Men, My Cousin Vinny, Catch Me If You Can, Hitman and Gran Torino. Next on my list is Game of Thrones. I like the food network and HGTV. I consider apple pie a breakfast food and like my coffee ridiculously strong. I also love going to breakfast (or just staying in and making it).Some not-so-random facts about you:You have a funny, fun-loving profile or at least a hint humor so it's evident your claim to having a sense of humor is valid. You took the time to write meaningful things in an attempt to set yourself apart from the other poor **stards on this site (yes, I say things like "**stard"). You're thoughtful and sweet. You're confident, smart and articulate, but not pretentious or arrogant. You're accomplished and happy in your career. Like me, you can (and do) laugh at yourself daily. You're active, but not competing for some world record. You've traveled, but your scenery-to-self portraits ratio is not ***. You're in the ballpark of my age. You're cute and you have a touch of charisma. And last (but not least), you like dogs. This does not mean you have to own one, but it means you appreciate the fact that I have one that I adore.One last thing..."meet me" and "favorites" are nice, but I only really respond to written communication. Clicking a single button doesn't really show me you're all that interested. Hope you understand. Coffee or maybe food

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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