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BetsyOffline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
I am awesome and you should message me. If you are normal. I'm just a nice girl, looking for a nice guy.- If you do not have any pictures up you are not the guy for me. I would never date a bodyless cartoon character head.- If you have dancing banana emoticons all over your profile you are not the guy for me.- If you have misplaced your sense of humor or your sarcasm meter is broken we probably won't get along.- If you are a serial online dater and/or are not truly available you are not the guy for me. As entertaining as it can be sometimes, I truly am seeking more than a pen pal or an imaginary text boyfriend. My goal is to not be a troll and get off the www and out into the real world with someone of some substance.- I recently changed my body type on here from average to a few extra pounds. Yeah, I know. It is what it is. Unlike some folks I prefer not to start off as a big fat liar lips should I actually go out on a limb and meet one of you potential serial killers in person. No. Am I in peak fighting condition? No, not at this time. Do I look exactly like my pics? Yes. Even the bikini one? Yes. However, I think by me putting average some of you guys are expecting a human pencil. Never been a stick figure, have always had curves, lovely curves at that, however in fairness I am here to admit on the www that said curves are a little more curvy of late and need attention. It's true. My lame excuse is my 80hr work week schedule of the past year has had me camped at my desk and living on take out food and it caught up with me. It happens. The beautiful thing is that the effects of workaholism are reversible. Anyhoo, just want to make you judgemental judy's aware is all, as photo and profile deceit is never fun, am I right? Now I'm off to go eat some more kale...yay me. What I would not do: ask you for a loan, discuss my ring size, bring along a scrapbook of what our babies would look like, talk about my unicorn collection, etc.
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MaribethOffline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
I selected "long term relationship" as my intent and ultimately what I want but, really feel like we have to be friends first! So lets go do something fun, have lots of laughs and if something more evolves from friendship that would be fantastic! I currently go to school part-time and work the typical 40hours/week. But, have plenty of time to dedicate to the right person. Not going to make someone a priority in my life...if I'm only an option in theirs.I really enjoy doing 5k's & 10k's but, I'm not competitive with it. The charities that benefit from these runs are my main reason for doing them. Oh...and some events have an icy cold free beer waiting for ya at the end! :) Plus, I like my group of running buddies. It was a fantastic sense of accomplishment. Hoping to make it an annual event!When it comes to sports...I enjoy just about everything! Love my Jayhawk hoops look forward to each season! I am goofball most of the time and always find a way to laugh at myself! I have a sarcastic side...so, fair warning! :) I also know when its time to be serious and feel like honesty is the ONLY policy. Must add disclaimer.....if you still live with your parents or are separated(still married) please move along to the next profile. No pressure...just lots of laughs!
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MieshaOffline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
Hello!! Thank you for taking the time to read my profile.I'm looking for a man who has a great sense of humor because I love to laugh and hate to cry.Someone who is fun, affectionate, adventurous, strong and sensual. A man who is independent and established. Someone who appreciates a woman for who she is and not what she can do for you. I'm a rarity in this age as I dont have children. I have a demanding full time job with crazy hours.I own my place(well, me and the bank..or is it the bank and I?? LoL)My hobbies include reading- I enjoy going to the movies; action and sci-fi are tops...the bigger the disaster the better! No rom/coms( so not a chick like that)My musical tastes range from ABBA to ZZ Top..no rap or country. As a former singer, I enjoy music that I can understand the lyrics.I also like to go antiquing, flea markets, estate sales, resale shops and would like to attend an auction one day.I'm an adventurous person who likes to try new things. My friends tell me I have a fabulous sense of humor and am a joy to be around.Ok...here's the scoop--all you guys out there who only see a pretty face and don't take the time to read the profile, understand this:If you are married, in a committed relationship, or just looking to get laid--keep looking. I won't play games. I want a man who has at least what I have. I'm looking for someone with a steady job and his own place. I'm done with the guys on this site who can't take a minute to read and reply properly.."hey sexy baby" just doesn't cut it with me. I'm a strong woman who stands on her own and am looking for someone who wants to build something with me for the future. If after reading this you're still interested, then please introduce yourself. I look forward to hearing from you. Dinner and a movie-tried and true- it's fineBurgers, beer & bowling- good funDinner, drinks and darts- also good funPicnic & a campfire- better fun w/out crowdsFirst dates can be whatever, and however we want!!Am up to try almost anything once!!!First dates should be something fun to do for both of us. But ALWAYS in a public setting....at least the first time.....