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BetsyOffline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
I am awesome and you should message me. If you are normal. I'm just a nice girl, looking for a nice guy.- If you do not have any pictures up you are not the guy for me. I would never date a bodyless cartoon character head.- If you have dancing banana emoticons all over your profile you are not the guy for me.- If you have misplaced your sense of humor or your sarcasm meter is broken we probably won't get along.- If you are a serial online dater and/or are not truly available you are not the guy for me. As entertaining as it can be sometimes, I truly am seeking more than a pen pal or an imaginary text boyfriend. My goal is to not be a troll and get off the www and out into the real world with someone of some substance.- I recently changed my body type on here from average to a few extra pounds. Yeah, I know. It is what it is. Unlike some folks I prefer not to start off as a big fat liar lips should I actually go out on a limb and meet one of you potential serial killers in person. No. Am I in peak fighting condition? No, not at this time. Do I look exactly like my pics? Yes. Even the bikini one? Yes. However, I think by me putting average some of you guys are expecting a human pencil. Never been a stick figure, have always had curves, lovely curves at that, however in fairness I am here to admit on the www that said curves are a little more curvy of late and need attention. It's true. My lame excuse is my 80hr work week schedule of the past year has had me camped at my desk and living on take out food and it caught up with me. It happens. The beautiful thing is that the effects of workaholism are reversible. Anyhoo, just want to make you judgemental judy's aware is all, as photo and profile deceit is never fun, am I right? Now I'm off to go eat some more kale...yay me. What I would not do: ask you for a loan, discuss my ring size, bring along a scrapbook of what our babies would look like, talk about my unicorn collection, etc.
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TabithaOffline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
About the online dating thing. Although it's fun to peruse profiles and peek into other's thought processes I am not here to waste anyone's time, most of all my own. I do seek a committed relationship with someone who holds similar interests as my own. I'm a no-nonsense kind of girl who likes to wear jeans and t-shirt as well as dressing up once in a while. It is my norm to adapt to any situation and not make a big deal out of nothing. Being able to laugh through things and know when to be serious are great traits to have.I do not date inter-racially, please don't ask why.If I do not repspond, thank you, I am flattered and good luck with your search.I am definately NOT Ms. Right-now so if you are looking for a quickie or one-nighter, keep looking.I am looking for someone to start out as friends first, get to know one another and see if potential exists for more. I have a son who means the world to me and lives at home with me. Fitness ranks quite high with me so no couch potatoes need apply. I enjoy roller blading, sand volleyball, bike riding, frisbee, tennis and racquetball. Game on, lol.It would be nice to talk on the phone once we are comfortable. I am not looking for texting buddies, pillow talk or simple picture-sharing. It would be nice to find someone who is comfortable in his shoes and knows when to laugh both at himself as well as the world around him.-rounded who can carry a good conversation. Any place quiet to get to know one another without distraction.
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AnnisOffline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
I am smart, funny, witty, adventurous, impulsive, silly, sarcastic, affectionate, passionate, seductive, compassionate, flexible, forgiving, caring, loyal, and sweet! I know a little bit about a lot of stuff and can hold my end of a conversation. I occasionally do things on the spur of the moment, like skydiving for the first time on Friday the 13th. Of course it was nearly my last day on earth, but hey, it was fun! I absolutely adore animals! I love the summer and going to fests and outdoor concerts. I go to the pool every chance I get. As far as whether I'm a glass half full or empty typw of person...I'll worry about it when the glass is empty... I suppose it's for my family which is important to me...One day I'll move South!! What I'm looking for: A REAL MAN...Not someone with antiquated beliefs that a woman should be submissive and have no opinion...Someone with their life together, who has a good head on his shoulders, a good job, their own place to live, over the club scene, etc., a nice guy with an edge...I want real love with crazy passion! NOT someone who is angry the majority of the time, negative, self absorbed, still thinks they're 21 has multiple DUI's, on unemployment for years, drinks every day, etc...you get the picture, I hope! You also need to love animals...I have 4 cats and 3 chinchillas.... Things you should know about me: I smoke, I smoke, I smoke! I know it's a bad habit, but it is what it is...don't pretend it doesn't bother you, just to whine about it later!!! Or in the garage!I am not a needy or clingy person...I like to cuddle on the couch while watching a movie like anyone else, but if you feel the need to constantly hang on me, I'm gonna get annoyed...Just so ya knowI prefer dive bars over clubs so you can actually talk to the person you're withI'm not looking for someone to grow old with, I'm looking for someone to keep me young while we grow old together!I'm not a serial dater, I will only date one person at a time and if it doesn't work out, I will start over...it's better than dating five people at the same time til you figure out which one you want to be with and then have to tell the others that you like someone else better...I hate hurting people's feelings!Also, looks are important because that is the initial attraction in which chemistry is formed...if you think this is shallow, let me ask you this....when is the last time you walked up to an ugly person and said hi, in case they had a nice personality? that's what I thought, lolOne more thing...I am not a religious person...don't think you can try to get me to convert to your religion or start praying with you or read the bible...not gonna happen!!!By the way, if I send you an *** middle of the night/early morning, it's because I can't sleep and I'm on the computer....NOT because I just got home from a bar and am drunk, lol...I very rarely drink and even more rarely go to bars...if I do, it's with whoever I am dating...not out with my friends trying to pick up men, lolOh and I'm drama free, don't want it, don't need it, so please don't bring it....some advice: use your own pictures and recent ones too cuz when we do meet, I expect you to look like what I see here. also if you only put up pics of your face and put "a little extra" for your body type but you really weigh ***lbs, nobody is gonna be happy...not me or any other woman...yes, both have happened to me...lucky freakin me, lol something quick and easy because you don't want to end up sitting across from someone for 2 hours with nothing to say if you don't click