SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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JulissaOnline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
I am the ultimate inspiration. Sure, they may say it's about a man, but ladies and gents, I truly am the most interesting woman in the world. When I'm not crime fighting in my spare time, I'm knitting sweaters for the homeless. Really ****ing stylish ones, because come on people, even the shower-less deserve a little flava in their lives. I used to be the spokesperson for Pepsi, but my sheer sexosity caused people to randomly burst into flames when they drove by my billboards, so we parted ways. You know, class action lawsuits and all. I can cook a gourmet seven course meal with only a toaster and some ranch dressing. The toothpick? My invention. I run marathons during my lunch hour. I can wrestle ***pound hogs in the mud and still come out with my hair and make-up looking impeccable. I once negotiated world peace in exchange for a pizza, but couldn't decide on the toppings. I cook 30-minute brownies in 10, and I founded the National Organization of Groundhog Lovers. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. I'm a citizen of 13 different countries, and an outlaw in two. I was first a nun, but decided to pursue my slutish ways and become a midget porn star *** have been caller number 10 every time and won numerous envied prizes. I am the subject of numerous documentaries, I have been knighted, given the key to the city, and discovered the world's greatest recipe for chocolate chip cookies. I am the most interesting girl in the world!! Seriously
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MelvaOnline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
....pool, river, lake, ocean, sprinklers (lol)...you can always find me doing something that involves one of those things :) Extremely picky and looking for QUALITY, not QUANITY!Top 10 Reasons Why I Would Be Your Best Girlfriend Ever:10. You can go out with the boys because we have a trust between us.9. You won’t hear me nag and complain because I don’t sweat the small stuff. 8. You will be proud to have me on your arm when we go out in public and your friends will probably be envious. 7. You will never, ever compete with me. 6. You will be nicely surprised when I kiss you passionately at unexpected times and in unexpected places.5. You will never see me roll my eyes at you when you say something because I will respect you. 4. You will see my smile far more often than my frown. 3. You will find yourself thinking seriously about my observations on life and current events. 2. You won’t be holding my purse at the shoe store. You won’t even BE at the shoe store with me 1. You rarely, if ever, hear these awful words: “I’m not in the mood”. More importantly....if you can't watch Football with me on Sunday's, DO NOT bother sending me a message!! GO CARDS!!!One last thing...have a few current pics posted.....(Hard to believe I'd even have to mention that.) Trust me, I'm not gonna want to try to get to know your personality if I can't see if there's a physical attraction first...just like in the real world. And keep your clothes on....what's with all these half naked pics? Let's be real people! Coffee or a drink...keep it simple!
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MarjorieOnline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
There is no way to describe one person in detail. I believe there are many characteristics in everyone. I started out one way and can't believe what I've discovered. I love my family but need time alone. I like kids but don't crave them like some women do. I loveeee music! Old songs, new songs, alternative, dance , too. I am attracted to the renaissance period for the clothes and the chivalry, but dislike being held back. I am not technical, but creative. I would love to live in Europe but with American influences and comforts.Who wouldn't? LOL! Okay dance and laugh and hang with someone or some other interesting people.