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JulissaOnline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
I am the ultimate inspiration. Sure, they may say it's about a man, but ladies and gents, I truly am the most interesting woman in the world. When I'm not crime fighting in my spare time, I'm knitting sweaters for the homeless. Really ****ing stylish ones, because come on people, even the shower-less deserve a little flava in their lives. I used to be the spokesperson for Pepsi, but my sheer sexosity caused people to randomly burst into flames when they drove by my billboards, so we parted ways. You know, class action lawsuits and all. I can cook a gourmet seven course meal with only a toaster and some ranch dressing. The toothpick? My invention. I run marathons during my lunch hour. I can wrestle ***pound hogs in the mud and still come out with my hair and make-up looking impeccable. I once negotiated world peace in exchange for a pizza, but couldn't decide on the toppings. I cook 30-minute brownies in 10, and I founded the National Organization of Groundhog Lovers. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. I'm a citizen of 13 different countries, and an outlaw in two. I was first a nun, but decided to pursue my slutish ways and become a midget porn star *** have been caller number 10 every time and won numerous envied prizes. I am the subject of numerous documentaries, I have been knighted, given the key to the city, and discovered the world's greatest recipe for chocolate chip cookies. I am the most interesting girl in the world!! Seriously
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KenyaOnline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
I will not ride the back of your motorcycle. I will not sleep in the dirt while camping. If you have more tattoos than can be covered with a long sleeve shirt, move along. If you have tattoos on your face/neck or put those loops to stretch out your earlobes don't even bother.Recently divorced. I have a well behaved, cute, funny & smart little boy who can teach you how to work a WII remote, find shows to watch on Netflix and kick your butt in Angry Birds. I have him 50% of the time, one week here, one week there.I am a member of several non profit organizations. There are several dress up opportunities. A perfect mate would accompany me to some of the formal events. Bonus points if you own a tux!For the last few months I've been taking latin and ballroom dancing lessons. I'd love to find a dancing partner!I love watching the tour de france and pro cycling. I am also an olympics superfan. I listen to 80's & 90's alternative. I also like Josh Groban, Colbie Callait and Gavin DeGraw. I don't like rap, heavy metal or classic rock but modern country is negotiable. A good partner is easy going with a quick wit. You don't have to be the smartest man but I expect quick reaction times to comments and jokes. Sarcasm is just fine most of the time. I'll root for your favorite team on TV and even make snacks. I am an excellent cook and only ask that you appreciate the effort. I can easily adapt to your hobbies and take part in them with you. I played MTG competitively if you can imagine ***nerdy guys in a card game and me as one of only 5 women in the building then maybe we've already met! lol It was fun. A first date should always involve food. You can tell a lot about a person by what they like to eat.
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CarmonOnline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
I am a widowed, single mom with one daughter. I really think I am meant to be in the NW area... I would love to meet another single parent ideally since the chances of having anymore at my age are slim and because my daughter should have never been an only child! She truly desires that family dynamic, and as I begin this journey to find somebody to enhance my life, I am obligated to do the same for her. She is my greatest accomplishment, my true love and she deserves all I am able to give her....I am intelligent, witty,, opinionated, creative, passionate, down to earth and honest. I am aware of how much of me needs improvement and I am a work in progress :) I love men with a sense of humor and those who are genuine and down to earth as I am. I HATE shallow and pretentious! I have led a very colorful and interesting life so far and welcome more intensely colorful moments in the future to share with somebody....somebody who is honest, loving and has values. The way a man is with his kid(s) speaks volumes.I am confident when I say that I am nothing short of AMAZING as far as girlfriends go! My friends tell me all the time that their husbands would kill for them to behave the way I have in my past relationships...because I rock like that! :) I am open to meeting, but please also be open to chatting for a bit online first!I am not going to give my number out to you until we do...if that is a problem, then move on. If you are that anxious to meet somebody before getting a sense AT ALL for who they are, etc. then you clearly are only looking for a hook up. Not interested in that anymore.