SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Julissa
Online
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
I am the ultimate inspiration. Sure, they may say it's about a man, but ladies and gents, I truly am the most interesting woman in the world. When I'm not crime fighting in my spare time, I'm knitting sweaters for the homeless. Really ****ing stylish ones, because come on people, even the shower-less deserve a little flava in their lives. I used to be the spokesperson for Pepsi, but my sheer sexosity caused people to randomly burst into flames when they drove by my billboards, so we parted ways. You know, class action lawsuits and all. I can cook a gourmet seven course meal with only a toaster and some ranch dressing. The toothpick? My invention. I run marathons during my lunch hour. I can wrestle ***pound hogs in the mud and still come out with my hair and make-up looking impeccable. I once negotiated world peace in exchange for a pizza, but couldn't decide on the toppings. I cook 30-minute brownies in 10, and I founded the National Organization of Groundhog Lovers. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. I'm a citizen of 13 different countries, and an outlaw in two. I was first a nun, but decided to pursue my slutish ways and become a midget porn star *** have been caller number 10 every time and won numerous envied prizes. I am the subject of numerous documentaries, I have been knighted, given the key to the city, and discovered the world's greatest recipe for chocolate chip cookies. I am the most interesting girl in the world!! Seriously
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Angle
Online
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
I would love to meet someone that is laid back, likes the outdoors, loves football, and likes to drink beer! I lead a very drama free life and I am not looking for anyone to disrupt that. I have a 17 year old daughter and a full time job. Basically just looking to meet a nice, normal guy that likes sports, beer, hanging out, and can make me laugh. Something very simple.. Like meet for a drink..
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Golden
Online
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
Hello, I'm a fun loving but shy person until I get to know you. Have close friends who I value...I'm a hopeless romantic, play no games. I love country dancing, its my favorite past time. A city girl at heart, but love the country side as well. Looking for someone who respects me, treats me the way they would like to be treated! Old fashioned, caring, good hearted person. I love summer (swimming... I'm a fan of country music, classic rock too.