SIMILAR PEOPLE
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JulissaOffline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
I am the ultimate inspiration. Sure, they may say it's about a man, but ladies and gents, I truly am the most interesting woman in the world. When I'm not crime fighting in my spare time, I'm knitting sweaters for the homeless. Really ****ing stylish ones, because come on people, even the shower-less deserve a little flava in their lives. I used to be the spokesperson for Pepsi, but my sheer sexosity caused people to randomly burst into flames when they drove by my billboards, so we parted ways. You know, class action lawsuits and all. I can cook a gourmet seven course meal with only a toaster and some ranch dressing. The toothpick? My invention. I run marathons during my lunch hour. I can wrestle ***pound hogs in the mud and still come out with my hair and make-up looking impeccable. I once negotiated world peace in exchange for a pizza, but couldn't decide on the toppings. I cook 30-minute brownies in 10, and I founded the National Organization of Groundhog Lovers. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. I'm a citizen of 13 different countries, and an outlaw in two. I was first a nun, but decided to pursue my slutish ways and become a midget porn star *** have been caller number 10 every time and won numerous envied prizes. I am the subject of numerous documentaries, I have been knighted, given the key to the city, and discovered the world's greatest recipe for chocolate chip cookies. I am the most interesting girl in the world!! Seriously
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LaineOffline
Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
Can we have fun without playing games? Maybe, but what's wrong with games... I'm a competitive person. The right game can be a lot of fun. I'm not into dating more than one guy at a time but you do have to meet to find someone you click with right? So don't think we need to go through our entire life story before we meet. If you like my basic profile and my pics ask me to check out yours, exchange numbers and lets meet. Nothing ventured nothing gained. I'm a pretty great catch so please consider yourself the same before you *** for checking out my profile. :) A glass of wine somewhere we can hear each other talk.
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GlennieOffline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
I am a single mom to one awesome teen daughter. Im a self-confident, proud momma who cant see anything but the good side of life. Im a tough cookie that can take care of business when the chips are down. I LIVE to laugh and love and have such a passion for life. Looking for a nice man who like to be spontaneous. I work for airline and love to travel when I can. Love dancing, all music (mainly into Country) NFL or any major sporting event. Want to get back into golf and start horseback riding. I love to cook and try new fun wines. I am a very fun, bubbly, passionate and compassionate woman who is seeking someone to share fun times. We are a no drama family and want to keep it that way. Not looking for a sugar daddy. Im financially set and I love my job..hee hee. Just wanna be happy. Any questions? Just ask! :) Meet for a drink and casual get to know you conversation.