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DarkprincessOffline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 18-32
Hi! My name is Darkprincess. I am never married spiritual but not religious caucasian woman without kids from Shawnee, Oklahoma, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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BasemathOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
Every Dude Thinks This and I LOL when I read it!Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! We don't remember dates. . . .Period!! Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!! If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.) BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
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TondaOffline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
So people ask me what I'm looking for ??. I'm looking for a man that I can spend some time with and enjoy life with. Great sex is awesome but it never happens in one night, so it's just not my thing. I need conversation and a sense of humor. I don't need rich or perfect in any way. I enjoy older men, it's kinda necessary for a man to be bigger than me for me to be attracted to him. So no skinny, short guys. I have a lot going on in my life right now so if I'm not interested I probably just won't answer, sorry, I know that bothers you guys. I like motorcycles, rollercoasters, boating, going to the lake, or just hanging out at the house and watching a movie. First date? That's just getting to know a person, so really a quiet place to talk and see if there's a connection. BTW-I have no interest in IMing people or endless ***, my time is constraining enough, please don't waste my time. I'm on here to meet some one that might possibly build into a relationship.