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CarenOffline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
..Can you be the romantic and sweet, handsome and honest, dedicated and passionate, sharp yet goofy, super fun and fit guy I am looking for? If so... You are in for a treat... This girl lives to live, I have a passion for culture and travel with an appreciation for the simple and silly. I am kind, bright, playful and romantic, funny and witty and a flat out blast to be around. Equally as comfy in jeans and a T as I am in a little black dress. An early rising night owl that will hit a small venue concert on a school night and not miss a minute of work. I am actually 47 and cannot believe that I am since I do not look, feel, act or behave even close to 47 so I cheated just a tiny bit and changed the age for the search because I prefer you to be my age or younger. I'll show you my bucket list if you show me yours.Pretty please say 'hi' Something like a drink at Lala's or a walk around Wash park. Make it spontaneous, simple and fun so we can laugh a bit and take a peek at one another... Surprise me...
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BasemathOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
Every Dude Thinks This and I LOL when I read it!Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! We don't remember dates. . . .Period!! Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!! If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.) BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
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HamiltonalaneuOnline
Woman. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-68
Calling out to higher functioning individuals. Plus the witchy friendly and or like. Needing to find like minded people. I am looking for new friends and see if we can take further. I am highly intelligent, higher educated with multiple college degrees. Hoping to find another witchy like person that can handle the supernatural type things that happen around me. Plus enjoy the supernatural effect I can have on folks. Most important want to enjoy life and be straight up honest, not playing stupid games, lies and bullshit need not waisted each other's time. And I pray all those that check this out have the success they deserve and find what they are looking for.