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NeomiOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
I guess I should start by saying that the whole concept of this online thing is new to me. To be honest, I find the idea kind of unnatural... But if you're so busy that you rarely go out and thus, don't have the opportunity to meet people, I suppose the online thing makes sense so I'll give it a shot. I have one child who is, rightfully, the center of my universe. So if you're interested in the party-girl who gets a babysitter every weekend so she can go out to get wasted and act a fool, that's not me. Also, I have zero intentions of introducing my child to anyone that I date and I'm certainly not looking to rush into anything.My work is of a professional nature, government-related, and therefore, it's kind of like Fight Club. And the first rule of Fight Club is... If you can't finish that sentence, please stop reading this now.I guess I'm a typical girl in the sense that I like interior decorating, fashion and all that. However, unlike a typical girl, I'm not bat-sh*t crazy, high-maintenance or stuck-up. Nor do my sentences generally consist of, "Like... Oh my god... Right??" I'm pretty chill. I can keep up with the girls and roll with the boys. I grew up in Northern BC, so I'm not afraid of getting dirty and I can probably build a better fire than you can. In case you haven't noticed, I also have a dry, sarcastic sense of humor. I'm currently teaching myself to play guitar. I love hockey, cooking and music. I appreciate pretty much all music with the exception of country. I am not a Flames fan (Canucks & Oilers, all the way) and I absolutely DO NOT two-step. Nor am I interested in you teaching me how to.The things I value most are family, honesty and integrity. I appreciate someone who is intelligent, quick-witted, driven, self-sufficient, has a good sense of humor and doesn't take themselves too seriously. Improper spelling and poor grammar are a deal-breaker for me. As are crunchy hair, girl eyebrows and sparkly shirts. So d-bags need not apply. ** UPDATE: I do not hook up. So if that's your objective, please save me the "ur hot" messages. In return, you'll save yourself some time, energy and dignity. I'm sure there's some poor girl on here that will eat that sh*t up, but it's not me, pal :) A public place, in case you're a total weirdo and I have to yell "stranger danger" and run away.
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DessiOnline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 18-24
Add me on SC: ***
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AverieOffline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
I dont have an amazing figure or flat stomach,Im far from being considered a model,but im me. I eat food,i have curves i have more fat than i should,i have scars,i have a history,some people love me,some like me,some hateme,I have done good,i have done bad,I love my pj's and I go without my make up, Im random and crazy, i dont pretend to be someone im not,i am who i am,you can love me or not,i wont change. Finally a girl who will go to the strip club with youI'm not perfect but parts of me are *smiles*...I am not a skinny girl by any means so if that bothers you then goodbye...gotta have the body to go with the big chest and booty:)WHATEVER you give a WOMAN, she will MAKE it GREATER. Give her SPERM, she will give you a BABY. Give her a HOUSE, she will give you a HOME. Give her GROCERIES, she will give you a MEAL. Give her LOVE, and she will give you her HEART! She MULTIPLIES and ENLARGES what she is GIVEN. So, if you GIVE her CRAP, be PREPARED to RECEIVE a ton of SHIT! DO you have a job?DO you have a car?Can you afford to take me out?Do you know how to respect and treat a woman?IF YOU ANSWERED NO TO ANY OF THESE QUESTION,please move onto the next person**If you send me a message,send something that i can respond to.."You're hot" doesnt work,i need more to work with:)**First off I absolutely have 0 tolerance for liars and cheaters.**Im up for anything,as long as it doesn't require bail money!!I am a 32 year old single mom (and im not looking for someone to play daddy) living in the dfw area who likes to just chill out and have some fun...i LOVE to dance and almost always on the dance floor till closing...I perfer a guy who will take me to places like six flags,dave n busters,zero gravity over a guy who takes me on some cheesy romantic date.I even like going to gentlemen clubs...the clubhouse is my favorite:)I love all music ranging from otep,rob zombie,nin,type o negative,pink floyd to dubstep,dnb,trance to hip hop....Some aries trait I share:Self-confidence Courage ImpatienceOpinionated Straightforward AdventurousHeadstrong Passionate Open CaringNeed someone who can keep up with me since im usually always on the go...I am looking for someone who just wants to get to know each other then take it from there rather it be strickly friendship or something more...can never have too many friends:)and Im not here to play games,im the real deal and looking for someone who knows what they want and goes after it...I have some tattoo's and piercings so if that turns you off then we wouldnt get along very wellIm a real girl with real curves and I love it (you would too)..I carry myself very well and am a very confident person..my likes are clubs (not all the time,just occasionally),parties,movies,amusement parks,hockey games,concerts,a nice hike,or just a night snuggled up on the couch watching movies..the list goes on and on..if you have a question please feel free to contact me,i wont bite (unless you want me to)If you dont have the balls to respond to the *** take the time to write,then you would be doing both of us a favor,I need a man with balls (they do come in handy)heheive noticed alot of guys on here are way too full of themselves,guess they feel they can get away with it while behind a screen....just because i say hi doesnt mean i want to slob your knob or let you into my playbox...UPDATE: this place seems to be crawling with losers...how sad:( men my age are too boring and the ones younger are too immature Some plac we can get to know each other..then take it from thereUPDATE: If your too broke to take me on a date,dont contact me:)