SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Yolande
Online
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR a***!"The Teacher fainted.
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Isabelle
Online
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
I am a free spirit who likes to have fun and also enjoys relaxing by the fire with an apple cider martini. I'm a fiery, red headed horse trainer and hair stylist with a zest for life. I enjoy horseback riding (I have 3 horses) and anyone with a positive outlook on life is welcome in my world. I run my own business and enjoy being outdoors as much as possible whether fishing, hiking or playing with my dogs. I listen to all genres of music from old country, hip hop, Latin, and more. Writing is a past time that I enjoy as well as having adventures that lead me on my journey toward exploring my truest self. I am looking for a special person to be a part of my life, someone with optimism, a sense of humor, and a grounded sense of self. Bad boys need not apply! Also, if you're looking for financial support or to skate off my coat tails please move on! Chivarly should be alive and well! I would like to be taken out somewhere nice for dinner, with a man that opens doors and compliments me. Someone that pulls out a chair for me and takes my coat. I like a man that looks me in the eye and is honest and open about himself and his life. Anything creative is wonderful! I would love to be doted on and treated like a lady.
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Elysia
Online
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
The bar scene has never been my thing, and if it's your thing we are probably not going to be a match. I am educated, responsible and have a great job. I love to travel, go to concerts, try new restaurants and spend time with friends and family. I am not really into sports so if you are a sports fanatic we are probably not going to be a match either. However, I don't mind watching or going to a game every once in awhile. A good sense of humor is a must!