SIMILAR PEOPLE
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YolandeOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR a***!"The Teacher fainted.
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CatalinaOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Hey, I'm very out going and try to keep busy with work friends and family. I love to laugh and enjoy company of friends, I work hard and take care of me... But it would be nice to meet someone that would like to take me out for a nice dinner or drinks... I love movies and music both are my passions... I'm looking for a guy that wants a relationship, doesn't have to serious to start but I want it to be where your headed. I like guys that say what they mean and mean what they say. I like straight forward but kind. I want to find someone to share my life with. I have been told that I'm funny and have a great sense of humor... I also love being with a crowd, and ***with someone... I love my family, friends, and my job. And all of the above come first. But I would like to add a guy to the top of that list... Surprise me! I like a man that makes a plan... I mean it would be nice to make the plan together wether it be drinks, dinner, coffee... Whatever... But it's always nice when you have a plan :)
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AmberOffline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
It can be so hard to figure what to write here sometimes isn't it? It can be for a shy girl like me it is. I like to be around people who can bring a smile to my face. My friends say I have a great smile, so I like to show it off. I enjoy a good laugh and not shy about laughing at myself. I do have four tattoos and yes plan on getting a couple more. I enjoy going to the gym (when I have the time). I enjoy baking and cooking, listening to music and going to concerts, spending time relaxing and living in the moment. I like going to the movies but also like staying in with good company to snuggle with and maybe a glass of wine or three. :) A good night for me is having a to get together with friends and family hanging out, eating good food, and having some fun. Currently I am in nursing school which I knew going in it would be hard, but it is sooo much harder than I had planned. Working and going to school full time can be a bit time consuming. I am wanting someone in my life who can be understanding and supportive. Once done with this part of my school I plan on continuing in the near future up the ladder of education. The stress will all pay off in the long run.I have a big family and they mean the world to me. I am looking for someone who is a family kinda guy. The family likes to get together and just hang out have fun, drink, eat, and maybe have a dance off on the Wii. I would like to have a family of my own someday whether that means I have my own kids or include someone else's kid(s) in my life, I shall wait and see what life brings my way. I come from a very welcoming family and once you know me you will understand that I would do just about anything to help a person out. Now as for what I am looking for: hoping to meet someone who is honest, caring, respectful, and supportive. I would like to find someone that a connection can be made with and new adventures of life can be explored. I would like one who likes to go for last minute road trips, go for walks, would be ok going to the gym with me. I would like for him to be a non-smoker, but not a total deal breaker. I want someone who is affectionate and doesn't have a problem showing it. If nothing else, I think this can be a chance to meet new people and a way to try something new and hopefully have fun at the same time. Well guess I went from not knowing what to write to writing to much lol. And sorry but only interested in guys who live the U.S. I would say a good first date is about making a connection and wanting to see each other again.