SIMILAR PEOPLE
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ZillahOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
I'm pretty great :). I like to be active, positive, have a good time and laugh. A sense of humor/quick wit is a huge turn on for me. I'm a genuinely a good person, I'm kindhearted and honest. My family and friends are very important to me. Tell me where and when, I can have a good time in any situation.
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CasimiraOffline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
This is all new to me. I recently ended a 13 year relationship, which was all I knew. Now I'm feeling good and just seeing whats out here. Not looking for anything too serious but dating, drinks, movies or just hanging out as work and my new found love of working out with my trainer seems to take up a bit of my time, but I'm sure I can still find a little for fun :)I'll write more as I get use to this :)Unitl then, feel free to ask me what you like and Happy Fishing ;) Something simple, not too flashy, drinks, lunch or dinner. Movies are fine too but seems a bit hard to get to know you if we're sitting in a dark theater LOL
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YolandeOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR a***!"The Teacher fainted.