SIMILAR PEOPLE
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YolandeOnline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR a***!"The Teacher fainted.
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GalaOnline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
I love movies, music, art , reading , cooking , laughing , being myself with others and vice versa. I love the outdoors. Will add more soon. I am really down to earth and just try to enjoy life as much as possible. I think going to a muesume and then maybe dinner.
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DaviniaOnline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
I'm newly divorced with a 8yr old son and a 5 yr old daughter who will always be 1st priority in my life but that doesn't mean I don't have room for someone special in my life. I like hanging out with my friend and family. I love movies. ...like to go to the theater and cuddling at home for a good movie. But I also do like going out for a couple drinks and hear a band or maybe play pool. I love to be outside during the nice time of yr... not so much when it's cold out lol. I'm pretty much up for anything.... not to picky