SIMILAR PEOPLE
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DinahOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
I like to try new things, be outdoors, and love an adventure! I'm honest, relievable, and easy-going. I like to volunteer, give back, and get the most fulfillment from the little things in life. I'm sure we can figure it out...
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YolandeOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR a***!"The Teacher fainted.
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JourneeOffline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
I'm not looking for anything serious at first...but definitely more than just a hookup! I work two jobs plus got to school, so I'm looking for someone to have fun and enjoy life with. I have lots of interests...so, don't be shy and just ask :)