SIMILAR PEOPLE
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YolandeOnline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR a***!"The Teacher fainted.
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TishaOnline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
From what I'm told, I am funny, loyal, and have a great smile. I listen much more than I talk unless it's something I'm passionate about. I currently work two jobs and I'm waiting to take my state boards for nursing. Anything else you would like to know.... Just ask. Surprise me
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AmberlyOnline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
I'm a busy body right now. Rarely find myself just sitting around at home. Thats due because my kids are involved in sports and I'm usully running between schools to catch them both play. I like to both play and watch sports and enjoy being outdoors. I like to keep things pretty simple: just enjoy life with no regrets. Having fun and making memories with my kids. I'm a positive person who keeps pretty happy and content. Love music and catching live bands in the area. I also am a part of our church band. While singing is fun, I'm looking to learn how to play the guitar that has been collecting dust in the corner of my room. I'm simple and down to earth. Generally I'm told that I am not the normal girl. And believe me, I AM OK with that!! I believe I'm a good balance---happy, positive, professional, classy (I'm told), spontaneous, down to earth, and easy going. And yes I even know my way around a hardware store! It's pretty simple...I'm looking for someone who is worth time with. Games are not my fortay and I won't waste my time playing them. So if all your looking for is sex, don't waste my time (or yours for that matter). Just be real about who you are and what you want. I'm independent (which is also a weakness of mine), so I don't need someone to keep tabs on me or consume every minute of my day and night. I believe that even in a relationship each person is an individual who needs their own time for hobbies or guys/girls nights or whatever. I don't need someone; I want someone. BIG difference!