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About Me

I have a twisted, playful sense of humor (which on occasion has gotten me into trouble!). I love to smile, but moreover, I love to make others smile! Laughing is key to my life. I attempt to be athletic and maintain myself, but do not sacrifice my life to the gym. Work hard, eat right, die anyway. I don't take hours to get ready in the morning, but I can clean up and knock 'em dead when I am so inspired. I'm a pretty regular chick, whatever that means. I'm a goofball, mildly intelligent, head screwed on at least halfway, and fairly interested in breaking the molds that society says I should fit. I'll sing at the top of my lungs until I lose my breath. I'll dance with abandon until my toes are numb. I'll laugh until my face hurts. I'll talk a blue streak, and listen when necessary.I'm gonna be honest here. If you ***, and it's not in complete sentences, simply 'hi', or you use 'text speak' (ie: U R hot, wats up, hey sexy), odds are I'm going to delete your message without viewing your profile. Try to stand out, and write me something of substance. I am involved in the BDSM community. I am kinky and dominant and open about my sexuality. However, this does not equate to me being easy, or a sex-starved nymphomaniac. I will not be able to 'hook you up' with a threesome. Do not approach me as such. Rather, keep reading on. I thoroughly value respect and integrity. I have absolutely no patience for drama, pretentiousness, people who take themselves too seriously, or unjustified *** you feel the need to play games, I'm simply not interested. If I want something, I ask for it. Sometimes, if I'm so inclined, I'll just take it. And I expect the same of the people around me. You need something? Gotta tell me. I am not the Amazing Carnac. I believe that we are all the same on the molecular level, and that's really all that matters. Cocktails/coffee & conversation.A vineyard tour.Beers & wings and a sports game.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'0"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, regularly

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