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Margert, 33

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About Me

I’d love to play modest and say I hate talking about myself, but after our first meeting you’d know it’s a lie. I’ No, I don’t hate the winters, I love the snow, even when shoveling my car out of 3 ft of it. Which brings me to the point of people who complain about the snow, the freeways, other people or life in general: I dont like constant complaining. I’m cool with ball busting and giving a good ribbing, but if you can’t say anything nice and only see the downside of life, we’re not going to be compatible. I love a good shit-talk-fest, but only in good fun. I’m a remarkably outgoing person and can get along in just about any social setting. Note: I wrote “social setting”. One on one, I can get nervous and introverted, so be a patient and try not to make it worse. Having a sense of humor definitely helps a person be able to deal with awkwardness I inadvertently bring to the table. In life I like to practice yoga and I’m currently in a ***hr yoga teacher certification program. I have also recently taken up kickboxing and it turns out I have an awesome roundhouse, so take that Chuck! When I’m not finding inner peace or kicking-ass, you can find me hanging out with my little black lab/dachshund. She’s pretty cool for a creature that prefers toilet water to the water in her dish.As a fair warning- I’m pretty awesome, but I won’t stay that way if you turn out to be a douche/bro/assclown-the door’s that way. And no, I don't want to video chat and see any part of you. Gross.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Marlee

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    Just ask. Don't feel like filling this part out. Anything but the movies.

  • Tiffany

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    FYI- the baby in the pictures is my niece!Top 5 Reasons I could be a good fit:1-I'm a great cook, which means you get to have a full belly.2-You will see me smile far more often than frown.3-I want to see what the world has to offer for us, let's go on an adventure, even if it's just a day trip.4-I'm fun and surround myself with an amazing group of friends (it's so easy to judge people by the company they keep!)5-I'm a positive person, I am always looking for the silver lining.About me: I love being active, going on weekend adventures for a hike or a road trip, spending time with my friends, and trying new things. I'm one of the originals, I grew up just out side of DC and love living in the area. Need a tour guide? I can help!)About you:You're funny and can tell a good story. You're smart and adventurous, wanting to do things on the weekends. You aren't looking for someone to complete you because you're a complete person on your own. You'll challenge me, and be OK being challenged sometimes. You don't lie in bed until noon on the weekends, because you want to get up and see what the world has to offer you.You get excited about the little things and the big things, and want life to be an adventure. You have opinions. You know how to communicate. Coffee? Drinks at some random bar? I think the first meeting is different than the first date.

  • Ayeesha

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    Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 30-40

    Yeah, so, never really know what to write here. Tried the online thing before with good and bad results and figured what's the harm in trying again. If there's something you want to know, ask me. If I don't reply to you right away, don't get all angry, I work night shift. If you've never worked it, it's hard to understand my schedule but I'm not a rude person, I just might not have the energy to spend the time online/on the phone at that time.I'm smart, focused, independent, funny, caring and most importantly, honest. I own my home, own my vehicle and have a great job. I don't need you to be rich, I just need you to be ambitious and have some kind of goal for your life. As far as what I enjoy doing.. well, I can be convinced to do ALMOST anything once. I love concerts, whether it's at a ***person or ***person venue. I enjoy all types of music from dance to popular music to metal. I do have a small tattoo with plans for more, so if that is something that turns you off, your loss. I like to travel and love to explore new places, even if they're only an hour away.Good luck in your searches. If you don't find what you're looking for, I'm sure you'll at least find a funny story to tell your friends.I find it pretty sad and quite silly that I have to actually write this in my profile, but ... We will NOT be having our first meeting at my house. Or your house. If you can't understand why that's not OK, then I don't know what to tell you. It's happened multiple times and it's getting old. There are tons of lovely places for us to be on neutral ground to get to know each other. Thanks for understanding (or not). Keep it simple.

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