SIMILAR PEOPLE
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MargertOnline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
I’d love to play modest and say I hate talking about myself, but after our first meeting you’d know it’s a lie. I’ No, I don’t hate the winters, I love the snow, even when shoveling my car out of 3 ft of it. Which brings me to the point of people who complain about the snow, the freeways, other people or life in general: I dont like constant complaining. I’m cool with ball busting and giving a good ribbing, but if you can’t say anything nice and only see the downside of life, we’re not going to be compatible. I love a good shit-talk-fest, but only in good fun. I’m a remarkably outgoing person and can get along in just about any social setting. Note: I wrote “social setting”. One on one, I can get nervous and introverted, so be a patient and try not to make it worse. Having a sense of humor definitely helps a person be able to deal with awkwardness I inadvertently bring to the table. In life I like to practice yoga and I’m currently in a ***hr yoga teacher certification program. I have also recently taken up kickboxing and it turns out I have an awesome roundhouse, so take that Chuck! When I’m not finding inner peace or kicking-ass, you can find me hanging out with my little black lab/dachshund. She’s pretty cool for a creature that prefers toilet water to the water in her dish.As a fair warning- I’m pretty awesome, but I won’t stay that way if you turn out to be a douche/bro/assclown-the door’s that way. And no, I don't want to video chat and see any part of you. Gross.
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ConstanceOnline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
Hello! I'm looking for people to hang out with, build friendships and see what happens. When it comes to friendships and relationships, I am loyal, honest, and caring, and I would enjoy the same from my partner. I would love to find someone who makes me smile and laugh, and I would be more than happy to do the same. I'm always up for trying new things. I've found that's a great way to get to know someone better. There's nothing wrong with chilling on the couch and watching a movie, or staying in and playing a game, either!If you'd like to know more, feel free to ask. I'm pretty much an open book!
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LexyOnline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Hey guys! I'm gonna try to keep this sweet & simple! :) 1.) Don't be a f*cking creep, wacko, or that "guy"!2.) Don't message me multiple times with out a reply3.) Don't talk to me if you only want sex.... I'm not about that so if you are that's fine don't try to con me into something that YOU want. 4.) Don't ask for my phone number right away if I want you to have it I may even offer lol. 5.) Don't be a control freak ok! 6.) & Don't continue talking to me because u think I'm hot, sexy or whatever u think.... looks only get you soooo far! so if that connection is not there, then it's not there! so please don't force anything! MUST have: a sense of humor, able to communicate (unlike most guys) lol. MUST NOT:Be a douche bag, self-centered & all the bad things u can think of lol.. O & must not be old enough to be my dad! come on now!! Now about me! I'm one of a kind.... First shy but one thing I can say is I'm honest, loyal & sweet once you get to know me... If you're lucky enough..... :) I'm not looking to settle with just anyone, I'm perfectly fine being single... Looking to be friends first maybe date & just see where it goes... & NO fwb ok.. if you can't deal with a mature way of things then please say NEXT lol..... bc I don't want you to waste my time or yours! I do want a good guy but I don't know if they exist so I can't say what I want until someone good enough comes along.... & no I'm not conceited. but no crumb balls ok lol.. One more thing do not pretend to be someone you're not.. I can usually read right thru that so keep it moving....SERIOUSLY! DON'T SWEET TALK. I'm not about it if you think that's gonna help YOU get what YOU want...You're wasting you're sweet time! -NOT AT MY PLACE-NOT AT YOUR PLACETHE END!! DON'T ASK WHY...YOU KNOW WHY....