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Lexy, 31

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About Me

Hey guys! I'm gonna try to keep this sweet & simple! :) 1.) Don't be a f*cking creep, wacko, or that "guy"!2.) Don't message me multiple times with out a reply3.) Don't talk to me if you only want sex.... I'm not about that so if you are that's fine don't try to con me into something that YOU want. 4.) Don't ask for my phone number right away if I want you to have it I may even offer lol. 5.) Don't be a control freak ok! 6.) & Don't continue talking to me because u think I'm hot, sexy or whatever u think.... looks only get you soooo far! so if that connection is not there, then it's not there! so please don't force anything! MUST have: a sense of humor, able to communicate (unlike most guys) lol. MUST NOT:Be a douche bag, self-centered & all the bad things u can think of lol.. O & must not be old enough to be my dad! come on now!! Now about me! I'm one of a kind.... First shy but one thing I can say is I'm honest, loyal & sweet once you get to know me... If you're lucky enough..... :) I'm not looking to settle with just anyone, I'm perfectly fine being single... Looking to be friends first maybe date & just see where it goes... & NO fwb ok.. if you can't deal with a mature way of things then please say NEXT lol..... bc I don't want you to waste my time or yours! I do want a good guy but I don't know if they exist so I can't say what I want until someone good enough comes along.... & no I'm not conceited. but no crumb balls ok lol.. One more thing do not pretend to be someone you're not.. I can usually read right thru that so keep it moving....SERIOUSLY! DON'T SWEET TALK. I'm not about it if you think that's gonna help YOU get what YOU want...You're wasting you're sweet time! -NOT AT MY PLACE-NOT AT YOUR PLACETHE END!! DON'T ASK WHY...YOU KNOW WHY....

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Lettice

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    Despite it scaring me, I've decided to give Internet dating a shot. I should say first and foremost that I am an extremely sarcastic person with a very dry sense of humor, and I don't get offended easily. If you do, you're going to think that I'm a total A-hole and you will most likely hate me. Let's not waste each other's time... But if you do have a sense of humor, can take a joke, don't take yourself or life too seriously and can make me laugh then that would be a great start. In my spare time I like hanging out with my dogs and cat (you have to love animals...this is mandatory...I care about animals way more than I care about people), playing bar trivia, hitting dive bars with friends (I hate dance clubs), watching sports (huge sports fan), going to movies, reading, road trips, and going to concerts. I listen to literally every genre of music out there. Favorite TV shows include Arrested Development, Modern Family, The Walking Dead, Boardwalk Empire, Mad Men, The Mindy Project, New Girl, and I'm a huge fan of British comedy. I'm at the stage in my life where I really am looking to meet the person that I will spend the rest of my life with, not looking for casual dating or no-strings-attached. I see no reason to waste anyone's time. That being said, I'm not in a rush. I've waited this long to meet the right person, I'm willing to wait as long as it takes. I have never been married, and I'm hoping to meet someone who also hasn't been married before... I also have no children, and would prefer to date someone who also has none. Drop me a line if you feel like you'd like to talk more... Good luck with your "fishing"Sidenote: I hate talking on the phone, and I am not one of those people who loves to sit and chat on the phone forever, especially with someone that I don't know at all... I would much rather communicate via text, *** and meet in person face-to-face to really get to know each other better. If you require long phone calls to get to know someone first, that's not me. Let's hang out somewhere casual and low-key where we can talk and actually hear each other... it doesn't even need to be considered a "date".... let's see if we even have chemistry before considering it a date. At the very least, finding a buddy or a drinking buddy isn't out of the question!

  • Chu

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    I like a plethora of different things, music,culture,travel and people. I need to be mentally stimulated or else I get bored really quick. I know they ask us to describe ourselves on here but I feel that limits and confines us to a few meaningless lines of jibber jabber that sound like familiar cliches ( I like walks on the beach,blah,music, blah,blah). Looking to meet and make a real connection with someone..get in touch and we can see if theres a spark. peace Probably a game of pool, maybe an gallery/wine tasting or some rifelry. Definitly not a movie and dinner. oh and if you have read this far.please don't be an ass-clown .cheers

  • Ascelina

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    ; I'm happy to explore anywhere I haven't been.; see as much art as I possibly can. I paint & write. I dislike punctuation unless it is required for meaning; I use it here for the ease of the reader, when I write I dont punctuate until the editing phase. I'm a work out junkie & health is very important to me. I like all kinds of music from rock to hip hop & everything in between; concerts are probably my favorite thing to do.+ the machine. I'm working on finishing my BA in psychology while on the ***grind. I read quite a bit Kurt Vonnegut Jr, William S. Burroughs, H.P LoveCraft & I also enjoy flea markets, dive bars, urban exploration, hiking in the wilderness, the ocean & being active in general, if you sit on a computer or stare at your phone all the time move on I am not for you. I have never done online dating & I am skeptical but my work & busy schedule makes meeting people difficult so I am trying it out. I want a man with his business together; most importantly, his emotional business (having finances in order is a bonus). Must be health conscious & work out or have a physically demanding job. I want someone independent not codependent. Someone able to take care of themselves who doesn't need a relationship to be happy, who for the most part is happy with their life & works on whatever they aren't happy about. I'm not into people who are uptight or get fussy about little things I need a guy who is laid back not because Im a wreck but because I really hate complaining over things that dont matter.If you've made it this far here are some other things: If you are addicted to alcohol or drugs do not contact me. I would never go on a date with someone who refers to women as ****es or whores in their profile I don't care what your ex did to you don't take it out on women as a whole you don't need a woman you need a shrink.Any guy who refers to themself as a good guy is most likely an ***hole stop now, do not message me. Fragile egos need not apply. The words "drama free" are a pretty huge red flag because I am fairly certain it translates to "you are not allowed to have feelings that aren't feelings I like" any relationship with a person has a certain amount of drama to it life is fairly dramatic if you mean nonreactive or reasonable say that *** I don't message you back give me time don't message me again. Let's do something interesting dinner and a movie are for people who already know each other. Meeting for coffee or something is good.

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