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Soon
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Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
*A CATFISH IS A LOSER WHO POSTS PICTURES OF A GOOD LOOKING PERSON CLAIMING IT'S THEM. CREATING A PROFILE UNDER FALSE PRETENSES. IT'S NOT THE FISH THAT SWIMS IN THE OCEAN I WOULD GUT.I'm sarcastic and love to laugh. When you read my profile or if I message you PLEASE try to keep that in mind. I find humor in most things...but I also know there's a time and a place. I love kids and enjoy spending time with my nieces. I don't have children. I have no problem whatsoever if you have a brood of little people. I'm fiercely protective of those I love (including myself). Along with the absorbent amount of interests I've listed above, when I'm up - I'm usually up for anything. I don't drink and don't like bars or clubs. I'll go on occasion, but it isn't my first choice for something fun to do. I guess we all need to shake our tail feathers once in awhile. ;-)I'm comfortable in my own skin. I don't need a relationship for validation or to dictate my worth. I'd rather be alone and happy than with someone and miserable. It's sad when people settle for less, not when they set a standard for themselves and uphold it. I could tell you what I'm looking for, but I'm not going to. :-) I will say this: Physical attraction and mental compatibility are important. Would you walk up to me in a crowded place and initiate conversation? No? Why do it here then? You either get a response or you don't. Don't act like you don't know how this works, guys. I don't get responses from everyone I message and neither will you. The truth is we either don't like the look of the other person and/or we don't like their profile. I don't make the rules, and I don't take them personally. I take it like a "man" and so should you. You may be awesome but I reserve the right not to respond, delete or block you for the following reasons: - Initial message is a copy and paste. (Lay-hay-zee!)- Asking me to have sex with you and your girlfriend. - Only looking for sex.- (All the best, tho!)- Posting pictures of your wiener. Need I say more?- You look like a serial killer and your profile doesn't redeem you. - The very first message is only a: "hi", "hello", "wasup", "how you doin", "howdy", ";, "hey" or "hay"...hay is for horses!- Do you need to know exactly where I live? No. No you don't.- I speak and write clearly in English. You should too, if you want to chat.- Saying you are 36 when you're 56. (That wasn't cool old guy. Not cool at all.***Lying about your age in general. (Tell me upfront. Otherwise, why chat when you just proved you're deceitful?***CATFISH. You are the antithesis of awesome. Especially men baiting women with these images. Think of the consequences a young girl could face meeting a predator. The means a fixated person will go to in order to seek the end they desire is sociopathic! (I know it happens to men too. Don't message me and inform me of what I already know. I'm not retarded.) Eh hem, sorry...All in all I love people. They are surprising, interesting and quirky. They are vast in behavior and personality. As for this site, I find it fairly amusing. Even with what I've listed above, with the exception of predators, my experience on here hasn't been awful. This is an education. I've learned more about myself and what I'm looking for than I would've thought possible on this site. I'm thankful for this experience. Please don't write me expressing your condolences. Those things I listed, I found them humorous. Most of the men I've spoken to are pretty great. Reading profiles and chatting has given me insight into the various ways you think as men. You are all very different. I've come to appreciate your individuality. Most importantly stay positive. Think it, say it, be it. Truly, I wish all of you the very best!! Someplace loud and crowded where we can't talk. Intense awkward eye contact only.
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Johnetta
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Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
I'm currently still in school and have at least two more years to go before I'm plunged finally into the world of work. Being in school means I spend too much time alone. I just don't meet new people in my reading chair. I'm vegetarian. Since you will likely ask why, Ill say: I don't eat meat because it's bad for the environment and for my health. I don't crave bacon, but I do have a weakness for lobster.I love to dance. alone in my room, or in public's just fine with me.I throw parties so that I can dress up in costumes.I like to do things myself if I can. I want to learn to fix my bike. If you can teach me, please let me know.I am definitely opinionated, so it's best if you like a good debate. Rest assured however, I don't take it personally when I find myself disagreeing with someone. I'd say working out is my main hobby. I pump iron, jog, ride my bike everywhere, practice yoga, pretty much everything except rock climbing. Seems to me that rock climbing stuff is just bonkers.As for music, I prefer pretty sounding music. Overall, I'd say, it has to have a tune or a beat, and I'll enjoy it. This is not to say I like everything however.Right now my goal is to meet people who inspire me to be a better person. I like people with a sense of silliness and ethics. Kinda like Kurt Vonnegut jr. If you are he, reincarnated, please message me. Or, if not,if you're silly but cynical, that'll work too.Finally, here's a little tip: If all you say is "Hi" and there's no information about you in your profile that tells me something interesting about you I'm not going to respond. SO! tell me something about yourself! My ideal first date begins with a joke and a smile, includes a bunch of laughing, followed perhaps by a little awkwardness, a number of insightful observations about the state of the world today, and ends with a plan to meet again soon. Where this happens exactly isn't particularly important. A bar, cafe or a park will do just fine. Then I go home and think it all over, get kind of excited about meeting a new person who made my life a little more fun and definitely more interesting.
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Brianne
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Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
I have an 18 yr old son and I do not need another to raise, so If you are around 18 or born in the 90's, move on.I am very outgoing and I love to laugh and have fun. I'd rather be on the lake then the beach, but like them both. I love the mountains and would rather ride a horse than ride a motorcycle, although I like both. I have actually been able to ride on a motorcycle and I quite enjoy it! I am very adventurous and have been all over the world, but haven't seen everything yet. I am an animal lover and volunteer with the humane society. I am looking for someone to hangout with and no that is not code for anything. I love road trips, going to concerts or doing anything outdoors. I may look prissy, but don't let looks fool you. I don't mind getting dirty at all. I can be irreverent and can have a potty mouth. I am outspoken and honest, so if your feeling are easily hurt, no need to reply. I love great conversations and a good debate. I can be excitable about things that I love. I sing and if I could figure out a way to, I would sing everything! Lol I find funny and intelligence sexy...I have my own money and I don't need your insurance. Please don't ask to see my boobs, I do not run the make a wish foundation.If I add you as a favorite, it means I am interested.The age on my profile is wrong. I am 38.And, I don't date black guys, please don't try to convince me or curse me out because of it. It is not a prejudice it is a preference. Something simple