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Monty, 48

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About Me

Who am I? Well, I don't like to brag or anything (total lie), but I can do like 12 push ups in a row.I'm not into drinking in bars or wineries (editors note: yet another lie). He met his long time girlfriend from here. However, he claims to be better looking and more successful than me. Clearly, that is impossible. Maybe he met her on Christian Mingle, I don't recall. On a side note, don't we all know Mingle = Screwing? They aren't fooling anyone.If you know who "The Dude" is and how to tie a room together, we will get along great! My humor tends to be on the R rated side. I'd sure like to tell you I read Playboy for the articles, however....I have two young girls, and I have shared custody. They come first, of course. I feel like I shouldn't have to say that, but you'd be surprised. I truly love to be a dad. However, there are times when I feel like exploring my legal options when they lose/hide the remote.As of this year (yes I'm one of those) I am very into eating healthy and being very active. I would like to find someone equally motivated. I have switched from all forms of soda and of course went to exclusively drinking flaming grand marniers. I hate evil, delicious carbs! My food interests range from Bacon to anything with bacon on it. And anything in between.Things I like: Sushi, Bacon, Steak, Bacon wrapped Sushi, Bacon wrapped Steak, Steak wrapped Sushi.I'd love to find a sweet (and maybe a little sassy), athletic woman with a good heart who likes to dine out, movies, comedy clubs, sports bars, bike or hike trails, weekend roadtrips, patio bars, live music, etc for friendship leading to a relationship.One note, I do love animals, but here is my pet hierarchy: Dogs > Fish > Birds >; Dragon >; Cats. I mean, really, would you be interested in man who has cats?Being on an Internet dating site is neither of our proudest moments, but let's make the best of it and have fun with this. 30 Day Risk Free Trial! Lots of laughs, interrupted by me inexplicably looking at my smart (?) phone to fire off several *** work in complete silence. Perhaps a drive later in my windowless van?

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Luke

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    Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 46-56

    Hi. Im a normal guy with a huge heart. Im kind, respectful, funny, witty. I have a great sense of humor. I love to make people laugh. I think my sense of humor leans towards silly. I know when to be serious, but think laughter is the best medicine. I know my pics arent the greatest. I'm not a photogenic person, but I'm not the elephant man either. lolI'm a simple person. Im pretty much up for anything. I love the outdoors whether it's fishing, hiking, camping, biking and any sports. I like spending time with family and friends whether it be cooking out,sitting around a fire just talking or going out somewhere to listen to music or a sporting event. I have a jeep and love to just take off and sight see. I just wish gas wasnt $2,***a gallon. lol I like to garden. There's just something about being outdoors and watching things grow you've started on your own. I usually give most of it away. I love music and movies. I'll listen to anything. I also love going to concerts.I like going to the movies or just sitting at home and renting one. I've been there almost 14 years now. I have a daughter that lives with her mother, but we try to spend as much time together when her school schedule and work permits. I love kids. I think I'm a big kid at heart. No......I know I am. I lost both of my parents within the last year and let me tell you....the saying is true. Life is too short so don't blink.I would like to start out dating someone. If you wanted to talk or text at first to get a feel for who I am and what I'm about, I'm ok with that. I would like to date at first, but am hoping to find someone to build a relationship with. I'm not much of a dater, but you have to start somewhere......right? Well, I won't go on and on. If you are interested feel free to write and who knows....maybe you and I will both be done fishing on here. I would at least like it to be something to where we can talk to get to know one another a little. Im the type of person that if Im with someone and we get along and the conversation is going good or we just enjoy each others company we could be throwing rocks at a wall. Not that that's what I would prefer to be doing. Lol It just wouldn't matter.........ya know what I mean?

  • Tel

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    Man. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 43-53

    Looking for someone to share company laughter, days and nights idling along, friendship first to build a foundation for the future... Comedy night at a small venue so can laugh and chuckle, relaxing drink :-)

  • Ahmad

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    Man. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 44-54

    Been away from this for a couple of years now, for one reason or another, and i thought i would give it another go. seems to me like you meet one of two sorts of ladies on here, either really nice or complete BUNNY BOILERS, before you go any further, if you are the latter, please fish in another pond !!!! Anyway lets get down to the sales pitch. 6,2 Dark (well greying) hair, loves the outdoors, i like a lady that can make me laugh, make me feel wanted and make me want to come home early from work. I have one beautiful daughter, but have no wish to have any more. I love music, but my tastes need updating. Travelling is a high priority. As i said i love a giggle, mainly at myself. So if you feel you want to know more, and discuss the fashion sense ! please get in touch, otherwise happy fishing x x Clinkoh and the crucial question is , do you like marmite ? First date should be nervous but not scary, probably in a eatery of some sort, so neither of us feels totally uncomfortable. A few drinks a possiblility but a few laughs are mandatory.

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