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Monty, 48
United States, Maryland, Middletown

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Who am I? Well, I don't like to brag or anything (total lie), but I can do like 12 push ups in a row.I'm not into drinking in bars or wineries (editors note: yet another lie). He met his long time girlfriend from here. However, he claims to be better looking and more successful than me. Clearly, that is impossible. Maybe he met her on Christian Mingle, I don't recall. On a side note, don't we all know Mingle = Screwing? They aren't fooling anyone.If you know who "The Dude" is and how to tie a room together, we will get along great! My humor tends to be on the R rated side. I'd sure like to tell you I read Playboy for the articles, however....I have two young girls, and I have shared custody. They come first, of course. I feel like I shouldn't have to say that, but you'd be surprised. I truly love to be a dad. However, there are times when I feel like exploring my legal options when they lose/hide the remote.As of this year (yes I'm one of those) I am very into eating healthy and being very active. I would like to find someone equally motivated. I have switched from all forms of soda and of course went to exclusively drinking flaming grand marniers. I hate evil, delicious carbs! My food interests range from Bacon to anything with bacon on it. And anything in between.Things I like: Sushi, Bacon, Steak, Bacon wrapped Sushi, Bacon wrapped Steak, Steak wrapped Sushi.I'd love to find a sweet (and maybe a little sassy), athletic woman with a good heart who likes to dine out, movies, comedy clubs, sports bars, bike or hike trails, weekend roadtrips, patio bars, live music, etc for friendship leading to a relationship.One note, I do love animals, but here is my pet hierarchy: Dogs > Fish > Birds >; Dragon >; Cats. I mean, really, would you be interested in man who has cats?Being on an Internet dating site is neither of our proudest moments, but let's make the best of it and have fun with this. 30 Day Risk Free Trial! Lots of laughs, interrupted by me inexplicably looking at my smart (?) phone to fire off several *** work in complete silence. Perhaps a drive later in my windowless van?

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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