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Man. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 41-51
Lets try a different and new approach, because being a responsible, honest, good guy has gotten me no-where, so here’s my new life style. I have decided to be a bad-boy bum. I am unemployed, but I KNOW someone is going to knock on my door and give me a job, if I hear it over the video game on the TV.I own my own truck, but can’t drive it because of no insurance, tag, or gas money.I do have a place I call my own, SO WHAT! if it's my mom's garage. I will lie to you, and cheat on you, as much as I can, say, "I’m sorry" then do it again, and again, and AGAIN. I do expect you to pay for everything, and spoil me rotten as I *** needs and wants.I also am hoping that you will overlook all of this because I’m cute with a nice behind!!!I am hoping this new lifestyle will work for me, seems to work well for others.If you would like to know more *** don’t expect a quick response because I will be in jail for a short time (something about drunk and disorderly, and indecent exposure). HATE it when that happens!! Although it will give me time to study for my GED and, think up some cheesy pickup lines.Thank you for your time.
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Edan
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Man. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 39-49
The following is based on female profiles i have read, with a twist...UPDATE**if you have pictures with you in a bikini, why can't you post the pics from the nude beach? **If all your looking for on this site is drunken sex, please indicate that so i can put you in the "contact first" list**If your idea of having fun is drunk texting in the middle of the night... perfect.... all my friends are mad at me, so this is something we can do together right from the start... **if you think i am here for a cheap thrill, you should be impressed as i am a very good bargain hunter... **Don't contact me if you are after a one night stand, i would prefer you stay until breakfast... If you can't laugh, frowning won't help!!! So, I was just wondering if there are any women who like to do anything outdoors, yet can play darts or pool as equally well, while drinking beer?FIRST DATEThe first date is optional?.. you don't meet for dinner, because, if your not getting along your stuck there for the evening where as drinks you can always move to dinner if it works out...If you think your chances will get any better by plying me with beer and martinis, you are WRONG... you chances became 100% as soon as you showed up!!!
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Marcelkarmon6Q
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Man. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-28
Honestly not going to lie only on here for sex doubt ill get it but im a scropio by mars sign so naturally like a cross between a sex addic and a sex vampire can't help it just *** ill get it but board and figured i would try any thats it