SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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HuntleyOnline
Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 38-48
2) The ending of Toy Story 3.3) Eating Sushi (especially Sashimi***Dancing (badly when drunk***Numbered lists (with comments in brackets)What I like in a woman (also in no particular order***Can make me laugh2) Is as comfortable dressing down, as dressing up3) Likes to travel, the less beaten track.4) Knows what she wants and isn't afraid to ask.5) She likes lists.(Ideally with comments in brackets but its not a deal breaker)
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MurdanieOnline
Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 40-50
Haven't had much luck on here but have noticed that honesty seems to be a high priority for most ladies so here goes..... l'm baffled by anything more complicated than a toaster as l have the IQ of a stale pork pie and can't count to 21 unless l'm naked and l don't seem capable of finishing anything l start - unless it's a packet of biscuits. Am frighteningly ugly - my face resembles a medical experiment gone quite horribly wrong, but l do like to keep in shape - this years shape is a sack of spuds. l use one of the three possible Yorkshireman solutions to any given problem - eat it, kill it or shag it and In bed l can offer you a 3 minute fumble including foreplay. My diet consists entirely of pies, donuts and coffee and l drive an old banger that would scare the Stig. Therefore because of all these 'qualities' l'm realistic so l'm not fussy in who l meet as long as you're between ***yrs old, have a body Aphrodite herself would die for, be a raging nympho, a gourmet cook and are quite obscenely rich. These are just a few of my best points so for the full horror of what awaits you send a message and if l can wake up one of my last 2 brain cells l'll come and grunt at you. Ok ladies now please form an orderly queue.... There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.Well if you've got this far then you probably deserve a bit more honesty, l'm told l have a good, if a bit odd, sense of humour (See above), am loyal and caring.-o As for my photos l do smile but l don't like having my photo taken as l always seem to end up looking like something off of crimewatch and if you were this ugly you wouldn't be happy having your photo taken either :-- as long as its cheap, and is out of the way so as not to upset any innocent bystanders.
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KayOnline
Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 38-48
Hello there!!!!!OK, a quick shot at selling myself to you lovely ladies; Own house, car, job, hair, teeth (OK, a couple are gone, but they are from the back) and most importantly to me, my own mind.I see myself as a fun loving, chatty, cheeky, independent person. I also have the view that honesty is always the best policy, some times I cannot help myself (see teeth comment above). I love a bit of banter, can take it, as well as dish it out.I have a great social life with wonderful family and friends, although am missing that special person. This could be where you come in :-)I would like to meet an independent woman that ticks my boxes, as I would hopefully tick hers. I enjoy nights out on the town as well as quieter nights with a more laid back atmosphere. I am also happy with a good film and take-away as a night in with the right company. I am a strong believer in having common interests with a partner, but also interests that would be done apart. I am not the sort of person that likes living within each other’s pocket and would like a lady that has a similar view.Without wanting to stereotype myself as a typical geezer. So, quite a few of my weekends during the season are spent down south, which ties in nicely with visiting family and friends. If you are the kind of girl that likes to spend every minute of every weekend with your partner, then I might not be the right fit for you.LIKES & LOVESFootball.Golf.Running (OK, that's a bit of a love / hate at times.Most other sports.Socialising (be it trendy bar with maybe a drunk boogie later, dining out, comedy club or a "put the world to rights" natter in the local type boozer).Music (various; Rock, Pop, House, Dance, Cheese, etc.).Film (Shaun of the Dead (of course), Withnail & I, Human Traffic, Shawshank Redemption and most comedy).TV (QI, 8 out of 10 cats, Mock the Week, Celebrity Juice, Take Me Out (my guilty pleasure), Masterchef (even though I cannot cook, more honesty), Grand Designs, etc.).Holidays that are a mixture of adventure, activity, discovery and great nightlife.NOT A BIG FAN OFSmoking (although I can tolerate it, I do not really approve, tsk tsk).Litterbugs (especially drivers that throw their cigarette butts out of their car windows and dog owners that do not clean up after their pet).People who are generally untidy (in appearance and about their homes).Clothes Shopping (I would rather go to the dentist and have the rest of my teeth pulled out, but have no problem with you going on girlie shopping trips with your mates).Music (Rap and most manufactured bands that ruin original music with their naff cover versions).TV (Reality, Soaps and X Factor type programmes).Text speak and really bad grammar (typos and minor mistakes not a problem, but try to use the right there/their/they're please).Holidays that just involve laying on a beach for 2 weeks.If you would like to find out more please feel free to send me a message. What's the worst that could happen? ;-)If you message and I don't reply then please do not take offence. It's just that I don't see us as a good match, but wish you luck when fishing elsewhere ;-). How's that for a slice of fried gold?