SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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TyOnline
Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-22
I am a fun person. Sometimes im easy to get along with. Ive always liked cold weather.
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SonnieOffline
Man. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 39-49
heres me warts and all..i'm a happy romantic and big hearted male..would like to meet some one who's a nice person and happy as they are..i have no children.. do like them though.i have a car and do drive, i am 6ft tall.. that is not a miss print or bit of bull..i always cooked for everyone i ever dated...had a car crash and had bad health for a few years. but as you see from my photo's i'm back on form..i don't live in the gym. its just a hobbie.. and can take or leave it.. so you don't have to be fit to date me..i'm a good person that knows how to look after my self.. i don't need a woman but i want one.. and not just anyonelooking for kind, caring, loving, tactile, and don't mind a bit of a mad side or bad side as long as you are good hearted..don't do stingy people.. i only keep good people around me.. and have some good friends i can trust..some one who looks after them selves neat tidy well dressed and clean.. that what i want and thats what i offer as well..if your a good person then get in touch.. lets have a chat and see if we can rock this world.. i know the first step is the hardest on the relationship ladder but if you don't take it you never know how good life can be.. to everyone else happy fishing......... xxxx chat get to know each other... a coffee a drink even a good walk..please don't let me put all the effort in to get know each other.. you go for it as well.. you never know what will happen.
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MurdanieOffline
Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 40-50
Haven't had much luck on here but have noticed that honesty seems to be a high priority for most ladies so here goes..... l'm baffled by anything more complicated than a toaster as l have the IQ of a stale pork pie and can't count to 21 unless l'm naked and l don't seem capable of finishing anything l start - unless it's a packet of biscuits. Am frighteningly ugly - my face resembles a medical experiment gone quite horribly wrong, but l do like to keep in shape - this years shape is a sack of spuds. l use one of the three possible Yorkshireman solutions to any given problem - eat it, kill it or shag it and In bed l can offer you a 3 minute fumble including foreplay. My diet consists entirely of pies, donuts and coffee and l drive an old banger that would scare the Stig. Therefore because of all these 'qualities' l'm realistic so l'm not fussy in who l meet as long as you're between ***yrs old, have a body Aphrodite herself would die for, be a raging nympho, a gourmet cook and are quite obscenely rich. These are just a few of my best points so for the full horror of what awaits you send a message and if l can wake up one of my last 2 brain cells l'll come and grunt at you. Ok ladies now please form an orderly queue.... There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.Well if you've got this far then you probably deserve a bit more honesty, l'm told l have a good, if a bit odd, sense of humour (See above), am loyal and caring.-o As for my photos l do smile but l don't like having my photo taken as l always seem to end up looking like something off of crimewatch and if you were this ugly you wouldn't be happy having your photo taken either :-- as long as its cheap, and is out of the way so as not to upset any innocent bystanders.