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TylerOffline
Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-20
Hi! My name is Tyler. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Cave City, Kentucky, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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EladahOnline
Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 38-48
By profession I am a gynaecologist, but I am also a part-time fireman and member of the Royal Marine Reserves, and a trapeze artist. I have travelled extensively throughout the world. Firstly as an international duster and clothes peg salesman, and secondly as a mercenary, single-handedly overthrowing corrupt governments in tin-pot countries. In my spare time, I enjoy doing copious amounts of charity work, for the elderly and infirm. And at the weekend, I love nothing better than scaling down dis-used mine shafts, to rescue fluffy kittens and puppies. I am qualified to fly helicopters and airplanes, and am currently doing an evening class to become an astronaut. I have written 3 best--office hits. I run, cycle and swim for the British Olympic team, and used to play football for Celtic. I have conga-danced across several deserts. I am, at the moment, re-writing the Kama Sutra, in an extended version, and my prowess as a lover is famed across continents. I have slain dragons, prevented earth-quakes, built universes and started revolutions.My favourite colour is Friday, and my lucky number is tangerine……....O.
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YahwehOnline
Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 38-48
Now then !.... If your looking for "Big, fat, bald and lazy" your looking at the wrong Profile, please jog on and check out "Big Fat Bazza" from "Barnsley" ! ......he could be the one for you !.....(and I'm sure you'll make a lovely couple !).......now, swim this way ***>> I like to take care of my appearance......enjoy nice restaurants, nights in/out, weekends away, nice holidays, spontaneity, and quality conversation. I would like to retire somewhere nice and warm.....( you wanna come ? - inbox me ! :-) I'm reasonably intelligent, witty, well mannered and I "enjoy a challenge"....(which will be handy for when "YOU" come along !) ........ ps. I'm NOT interested in : chavvy txt speakers - bad spellers - overweight tattoo covered wrestlers on motorbikes, any woman who has bigger hands than me, women with "hat" obsessions (wedding hats are acceptable***women who are pictured with their token "gay" best friend..(can't you afford a puppy ?) ..oh ..and anyone who is "wider" than they are "tall" ! .......etc I AM intersted in : down to earth - pretty - fit - intellectual - well dressed - fun - sexy - normal - girly - MAD ....etc,etc etc.pps, If you don't get the humour in my profile - don't message me - as your obviously a little bit on the dull side and wouldn't recognise humour if it hit you over the head with a tennis racket !...and I couldn't think of anything worse than sitting in a bar opposite your miserable mush !.....now go on - Scram !!!! NOW........Pick up your Nail varnish, apply evenly, and allow to dry ! ...then message me with your intentions ! :-) x Fly you to the Moon of course ! .....would luv to see the "Clangers" !..... ;) NOW CLICK ON THE BOX BELOW WOMAN !!!