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Now then !.... If your looking for "Big, fat, bald and lazy" your looking at the wrong Profile, please jog on and check out "Big Fat Bazza" from "Barnsley" ! ......he could be the one for you !.....(and I'm sure you'll make a lovely couple !).......now, swim this way ***>> I like to take care of my appearance......enjoy nice restaurants, nights in/out, weekends away, nice holidays, spontaneity, and quality conversation. I would like to retire somewhere nice and warm.....( you wanna come ? - inbox me ! :-) I'm reasonably intelligent, witty, well mannered and I "enjoy a challenge"....(which will be handy for when "YOU" come along !) ........ ps. I'm NOT interested in : chavvy txt speakers - bad spellers - overweight tattoo covered wrestlers on motorbikes, any woman who has bigger hands than me, women with "hat" obsessions (wedding hats are acceptable***women who are pictured with their token "gay" best friend..(can't you afford a puppy ?) ..oh ..and anyone who is "wider" than they are "tall" ! .......etc I AM intersted in : down to earth - pretty - fit - intellectual - well dressed - fun - sexy - normal - girly - MAD ....etc,etc etc.pps, If you don't get the humour in my profile - don't message me - as your obviously a little bit on the dull side and wouldn't recognise humour if it hit you over the head with a tennis racket !...and I couldn't think of anything worse than sitting in a bar opposite your miserable mush !.....now go on - Scram !!!! NOW........Pick up your Nail varnish, apply evenly, and allow to dry ! ...then message me with your intentions ! :-) x Fly you to the Moon of course ! .....would luv to see the "Clangers" !..... ;) NOW CLICK ON THE BOX BELOW WOMAN !!!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'2"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Arik

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    Man. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 41-51

    HIWell I'm a fun loving guy, very easy going.Like to keep fairly active....mostly with warm weather stuff (water sports stuff) and out playing on my bike, so if you're up for a lil ride out then give me a shoutLove a bit of winter sports in the form of snowboarding, although not been doing it long.Enjoy my cycling too, doing a bit of Down hill mtb'ing in the Alps in the summer is a great buzz. Love to travel and have seen quite a bit of the globe, and am well over due a trip away againInto my old VW's ...see pic It's not all about the adrenalin, I can happily relax and chill out with the best :-) Drop me a line.... What's the worst that could happen :-) Hell thats a toughie, grab a coffee and get to know about each otherMaybe a walk along the beach... Or how about a session go-karting ;-)

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    Man. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 39-49

    I keep a smile on my face! And I try not to take things too serious, life is too short not to enjoy it. I love to do anything that requires laugh and fun. Look for people who can enjoy their lived and don’t mourn much.

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