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About Me

Now then !.... If your looking for "Big, fat, bald and lazy" your looking at the wrong Profile, please jog on and check out "Big Fat Bazza" from "Barnsley" ! ......he could be the one for you !.....(and I'm sure you'll make a lovely couple !).......now, swim this way ***>> I like to take care of my appearance......enjoy nice restaurants, nights in/out, weekends away, nice holidays, spontaneity, and quality conversation. I would like to retire somewhere nice and warm.....( you wanna come ? - inbox me ! :-) I'm reasonably intelligent, witty, well mannered and I "enjoy a challenge"....(which will be handy for when "YOU" come along !) ........ ps. I'm NOT interested in : chavvy txt speakers - bad spellers - overweight tattoo covered wrestlers on motorbikes, any woman who has bigger hands than me, women with "hat" obsessions (wedding hats are acceptable***women who are pictured with their token "gay" best friend..(can't you afford a puppy ?) ..oh ..and anyone who is "wider" than they are "tall" ! .......etc I AM intersted in : down to earth - pretty - fit - intellectual - well dressed - fun - sexy - normal - girly - MAD ....etc,etc etc.pps, If you don't get the humour in my profile - don't message me - as your obviously a little bit on the dull side and wouldn't recognise humour if it hit you over the head with a tennis racket !...and I couldn't think of anything worse than sitting in a bar opposite your miserable mush !.....now go on - Scram !!!! NOW........Pick up your Nail varnish, apply evenly, and allow to dry ! ...then message me with your intentions ! :-) x Fly you to the Moon of course ! .....would luv to see the "Clangers" !..... ;) NOW CLICK ON THE BOX BELOW WOMAN !!!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'2"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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