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DawsonOnline
Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 40-50
Thanks for reading this , I'm young 42 , and pretty much what you see is what you get :-) I have my own tree surgery business , I'm happy ( not desparte lol ) looking for someone with a wicked sence of humour and enjoys life !!! Any more questions please ask To be honest doesn't really matter , as long as we get on :-) desent food and fine wine would be marvalous , or fish and chips !! Same applies rite person required ;-) x
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EliasaphOnline
Man. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 39-49
Genuine funny guy. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes.Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single- When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after the office, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes.-force demonstration. my bating average is 400. Children trust me.I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.**** I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. The laws of physics do not apply to me. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams.--heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis Ok the truth . Good lad,fantastic sense of humor. Wants a good woman. The first date.. Garden hopping.Be warned This may impare your ability to operate machinery.
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ValentinOnline
Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 38-48
If you are looking for Brad Pitt or Johnny Depp, what the hell are you doing reading this??!!I`m your average nice guy, boring i know, but hey. Have an expanding waistline, love me food and beer, the thought of going to the gym sends shivers down my spine lol.Music is my big passion, either playing or watching great local bands.Honesty and loyalty feature very high in my wish list..i`m not a player and hate mind games, just be straight and things sort themselves.I`m tactile, loving and would move heaven and earth to make that special person feel wanted.So if that sounds good to you ladies then why not send me a message?! either have a relaxing drink/meal, or go to a rocking gig!!