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Alphonzo, 44
United States, Kentucky, Calvert City

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About Me

No i'm not a headcase. Those that say they, aren't. Hang on...is that right? Lol. I'm me, not some fake with shades (as you can see). Love writin poetry and are submitting some wen ive chose them. Music, love it. Photography. Gym. Cycling. Comedy. Remote places.Not looking for the one, coz it don't exist. A close match would be summat tho. Someone not up their own rear end and absolutely NO control freaks. Ad enough of them, jeeze! lolPlease don't take me seriously.....i don't x. Thought id put "im not here for a one night stand etc" as well lol The one thing that makes me happy is my kids. Amazing creations. Rescued me from myself a number of times....and some more. Soz, but I do love my music sweetie dahlings lol Either Dram Shop havin a few bevvies n a laugh or as a last resort, art museum lol x is that bubbly enough? lol oh i forgot the coffee reference lol Maybe skinny dipping in the Sahara Desert but no one seems up for it x

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Classical Disco Tennis
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