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Eliasaph, 42
United States, Kentucky, Calvert City

Offline, last seen Sun, 05 Jul 2026 06:19:15

About Me

Genuine funny guy. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes.Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single- When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after the office, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes.-force demonstration. my bating average is 400. Children trust me.I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.**** I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. The laws of physics do not apply to me. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams.--heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis Ok the truth . Good lad,fantastic sense of humor. Wants a good woman. The first date.. Garden hopping.Be warned This may impare your ability to operate machinery.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Soccer / Football
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