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AlphonzoOffline
Man. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 41-51
No i'm not a headcase. Those that say they, aren't. Hang on...is that right? Lol. I'm me, not some fake with shades (as you can see). Love writin poetry and are submitting some wen ive chose them. Music, love it. Photography. Gym. Cycling. Comedy. Remote places.Not looking for the one, coz it don't exist. A close match would be summat tho. Someone not up their own rear end and absolutely NO control freaks. Ad enough of them, jeeze! lolPlease don't take me seriously.....i don't x. Thought id put "im not here for a one night stand etc" as well lol The one thing that makes me happy is my kids. Amazing creations. Rescued me from myself a number of times....and some more. Soz, but I do love my music sweetie dahlings lol Either Dram Shop havin a few bevvies n a laugh or as a last resort, art museum lol x is that bubbly enough? lol oh i forgot the coffee reference lol Maybe skinny dipping in the Sahara Desert but no one seems up for it x
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BennieOffline
Man. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 39-49
my goals in life is to be happy and to make some one happy in there lives. tired of fake profiles and ppl that don't try to get to know someone. so if you are rely interested drop me a line. i got a lot of love and respect to give to the right lady . Anywhere u ike
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EliasaphOffline
Man. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 39-49
Genuine funny guy. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes.Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single- When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after the office, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes.-force demonstration. my bating average is 400. Children trust me.I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.**** I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. The laws of physics do not apply to me. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams.--heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis Ok the truth . Good lad,fantastic sense of humor. Wants a good woman. The first date.. Garden hopping.Be warned This may impare your ability to operate machinery.