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Gretel, 35

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About Me

FIRSTLY - If you send me a message that just says HI or HELLO....I will probably not respond....be creative, get my attention! Put forth the effort to stand out for crying out loud!!!!I am a friendly, honest, outgoing girl who loves to laugh. I am a sweet girl but I have a slightly twisted sense of humor. I thoroughly enjoy sarcasm! I have ***pound dogs who are my "fur babies". I bake and cook and love to share the treats I make with the special people in my life. I knit and do crafts and pretty much love to do anything creative. My family is very important to me and we are close. I am a writer of everything...poems, stories, everything. I enjoy watching movies and TV and knit and I'm a bit of a homebody but I like a good adventure too. I have 14 ear peircings including an industrial, two rooks and a snug. I'm a curvy girl with a traditional hour-glass figure and although I've got curves, I work out every-other day and fitness is important to me. I'm very healthy and hygienic and expect the same of the people I date. I want to meet someone who thinks I'm great. To quote the movie Juno "The right person is going to think the sun shines out of your ass". I've spent too much time on people who take me for granted and have spent too little time being appreciated. Although I like to joke around, I often take myself too seriously. I want someone who will make me laugh, have adventures with me and who will help me chill out when I need to. A heads up: I have a very busy life and a lot going on and I'm pretty guarded with my time. I am not likely to be a chick whose always "up your ass" and I'm not particularly clingy. I'm a busy woman with a lot going on, if you are insecure about that - then I'm not the girl for you. If you are just interested in throwing your d*ck at me, don't bother messaging me. I'm not trying to sound arrogant but I'm a chick - If I want to get laid, I pretty much can - so I'm not here for that. If you are married or have a girlfriend, please do not contact me because I'm not interested...otherwise, hit me up!Sidebar: If you are fortunate enough to get my phone number (and I, yours) please - don't send me pics of your erect (or flacid) junk....seriously classless fellas......geeeeeezze....Additionally - If your profile says "Profession: It don't matter - I support myself" then I will probably not respond. If you have something to HIDE in a stupid online profile, then you have a whole lot more to hide underneath....or at least that's how I'll interpret it. So, if you aren't UP FRONT from the get go....then forgettaboutit.... Something low key where we can get to know each other....

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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