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Gretel, 35

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About Me

FIRSTLY - If you send me a message that just says HI or HELLO....I will probably not respond....be creative, get my attention! Put forth the effort to stand out for crying out loud!!!!I am a friendly, honest, outgoing girl who loves to laugh. I am a sweet girl but I have a slightly twisted sense of humor. I thoroughly enjoy sarcasm! I have ***pound dogs who are my "fur babies". I bake and cook and love to share the treats I make with the special people in my life. I knit and do crafts and pretty much love to do anything creative. My family is very important to me and we are close. I am a writer of everything...poems, stories, everything. I enjoy watching movies and TV and knit and I'm a bit of a homebody but I like a good adventure too. I have 14 ear peircings including an industrial, two rooks and a snug. I'm a curvy girl with a traditional hour-glass figure and although I've got curves, I work out every-other day and fitness is important to me. I'm very healthy and hygienic and expect the same of the people I date. I want to meet someone who thinks I'm great. To quote the movie Juno "The right person is going to think the sun shines out of your ass". I've spent too much time on people who take me for granted and have spent too little time being appreciated. Although I like to joke around, I often take myself too seriously. I want someone who will make me laugh, have adventures with me and who will help me chill out when I need to. A heads up: I have a very busy life and a lot going on and I'm pretty guarded with my time. I am not likely to be a chick whose always "up your ass" and I'm not particularly clingy. I'm a busy woman with a lot going on, if you are insecure about that - then I'm not the girl for you. If you are just interested in throwing your d*ck at me, don't bother messaging me. I'm not trying to sound arrogant but I'm a chick - If I want to get laid, I pretty much can - so I'm not here for that. If you are married or have a girlfriend, please do not contact me because I'm not interested...otherwise, hit me up!Sidebar: If you are fortunate enough to get my phone number (and I, yours) please - don't send me pics of your erect (or flacid) junk....seriously classless fellas......geeeeeezze....Additionally - If your profile says "Profession: It don't matter - I support myself" then I will probably not respond. If you have something to HIDE in a stupid online profile, then you have a whole lot more to hide underneath....or at least that's how I'll interpret it. So, if you aren't UP FRONT from the get go....then forgettaboutit.... Something low key where we can get to know each other....

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    I will update this more later but I want it known I am here to look around. My intensions are to find some one and have a serious relationship that could hopefully turn into something more. I have a son and I work a lot so please know if I don't respond to ur message right away it's due to free time being limited. I really made this account to see who is out there, I live in a small town and need to branch out. I'm looking for the right guy and I know he Is out there somewhere looking for me too.. I would prefer a taller guy due to me being 5'3" also I'm a curvy girl so if ur looking for a stick you won't find that here.

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  • Marilee

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    Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 32-42

    I am a fun loving country girl. I love to laugh and have a good time. I like to go dancing, to the movies, to sporting events, a patio listening to live music and I enjoy hanging out and snuggling on the couch watching movies. I am not looking for a hookup so if that is what your after then keep scrolling. If there is anything else you would like to know about me send me a message. I look forward to hearing from you.Am looking for someone who can make me laugh with little effort. Someone who enjoys the rangers as much as I do and can sit back and talk about the game. Someone who can take me out with his buddies and know that I won't act like a chic and also know that I can act and expect to be treated like a lady. I am very laid back but would like to find someone who enjoys the same things that I do. I am very much into country music and enjoy dancing. Would love to find my new dance partner. I enjoy the simple things in life. Holding hands and showing me that I am important to you can make my whole day.I'm what I am, and I'm what I'm not I'm sure happy with what I gotI live to love and Laugh a lotThat's all I need........ Lets meet for a drink and watch the game. We can then decide where we want to go from there.

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