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About Me

I have issues. Major issues; like why is everyone so interested in unicorns? I mean seriously, if I was too choose between an unicorn and a Pegasus it would be the one with wings. That's my main issue. Oh, and Also that you hang your art in your apartment a titch too high. That's pretty maddening for me too. Oh and Also, IKEA. I've been guilty of shopping there myself, in a desperate attempt to create a space or organized serenity. Well, those Swedes are Gawd damn liars. I come from work every day to find shoes stacked next to the beautiful wicker baskets, and towels in a heap below the beautiful chrome towel rack. Every. Single. Day. Thank Gawd their wine glasses work. I kick the shoes to the side of the basket and pour myself a glass of red. So in your search for your perfect match, but find yourself coming up short, but are in need of extra IKEA bolts or just wanna see a perfect matching set of bathroom towels on my floor, I'm your girl. I'm fun, have a huge circle of friends. Only here to try something new. Please don't ask me to hike the grouse grind with you or play tennis. It's not happening. I will however grab my roller skates and ghetto blaster and skate in the tennis court, but you have to provide wine and band-aids, because I have a feeling I'd be a bit like a new fawn out there. But I'd be up for it. So if you are looking for a girl with a butterfly tattoo on her back, you'll have to keep scrolling. I'm not high maintenance, but I do own ***pairs of cowboy boots and generally can't be found wearing jeans. I'm a lady. I wear dresses. I do not line dance or like country music, but I do like big trucks, but only because I have some furniture to move. Happy fishing. A glass of wine. No beach walking or crap like that. *Yawn.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    I am seeking an independent, fun loving addition to my life. Would like to find somebody who is excited to communicate with each other, someone who is excited to see one another, and someone who enjoys going on adventures and outings, and enjoying life together. Basically if one of us says, "Let's go do this" the response is "What time?" not "Maybe" or "I'll see". I expect at our ages, you have your own life and obligations as I do. I do have a teenager, and she is my first priority. I am unable to have any other children, and frankly at my age, wasn't thinking of having another one. Of course I do not mind dating somebody who also has children, would be rather hypocritical if I did, however do prefer teenagers at this point in life. I work the standard 40 hour week, I try to workout at the gym ***days a week to get rid of unwanted weight. Both of these usually fill up my weekdays and weekend mornings, but have the occasional weeknight free, weekends are usually a little more open... I would love to expand this list with somebody special who enjoys these, plus many other activities. What I am not looking for: Somebody who is oversensitive-I can be very brash, am honest to a fault, and to tell you the truth, don't have time to nurse your feelings. Somebody who is co-dependent-I will not hold your hand through every little thing, put your big boy pants on and grow a pair. Somebody without a sense of humor-I have a wicked sense of humor, sometimes it doesn't come over well in a text, however if you can get that I am joking around, we will get along just fine. Somebody who doesn't have their own place to live, a job, their own vehicle-I have all of these and expect at our age you have your sh*t together. I just want somebody to compliment my life, not complicate it.***Update: Now part of the whole vaping craze, *** cigarettes. Also starting a 30 day health and fitness challenge to eat healthier and lose weight.***Disclaimer: I am not looking for a FWB, I can get that at any one of the local bars, which I am avoiding. I am looking for a friend, companion, and a partner. Late afternoon lunch on a patio somewhere or a casual Happy Hour.

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