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TevOnline
Man. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 27-47
Hi! My name is Tev. I am divorced other caucasian man with kids from Sullivan, Illinois, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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RockyOffline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
I have a truck, house, and a job. lol Ok... now that I have your attention. Evidently this must be an issue on this site since most profiles are bringing attention to these requirements. There must be a lot of guys out there jobless still living with their parents or something.The most important things in my life are my faith, my family, and my friends, in that order. I was previously in education but now I am in the medical field and love helping and healing others. As far as my personality, I'm very outgoing, flexible, love to laugh and make others laugh, and would like to think I look for the positive in things in life. People say I look a lot younger than my age which I thank my parents for. I like to stay active and involved in athletics. Watching sports is okay but I would rather be participating. I also love the outdoors. I grew up in the country with a strong work ethic and a caring heart for others. But I can spend a night out in the city as well. I'm working towards my own place out in the country with some land for the horses, a pond, and a nice place to watch the sunset. Love home improvement projects and can do just about any electrical, plubming, drywall, or deck project. I'm a huge romantic and believe that lots of little things are more important than the occasional big thing. I like to cook and know some massage therapy. Yes, you can expect lots of back rubs. ;) I believe people have forgotten the art of a breathtaking kiss and that foreplay starts outside of the bedroom with how your treat a woman and show your love. I love my job and look forward to a lifetime of medical mission work. Goals and the drive to reach them are important to me. I practice chivalry on a daily basis and wish today's men would treat women with more respect. I believe in the importance of protecting a woman's heart.I'm looking for someone whose beauty runs far deeper than her skin yet takes care of her body and pride in her appearance. Knows what her priorities are in life and will not settle for less than what she deserves. Has character and stands up for what is right with a gentle and giving heart. She can show wisdom in making decisions and learn from mistakes. Cuddling on the couch is great and I love nights in, but staying fit/active and living healthy is also important to me. Someone that enjoys working out together, staying fit, and sharing the same healthy eating habits. I of course expect all these things from myself as well. Age is not a factor for me but maturity is. And of course you must love to have fun! Someone that has some country girl in her is a plus, but not a requirement. Please no drugs and be responsible with alcohol. I don't need someone perfect... just perfect for me. And I want to be perfect for you... supporting you in your career or any other life goals you have.Our relationship would not be superficial, materialistic, or selfish and appreciate the simple things in life. One built on honesty and faithfulness. We would be passionate, affectionate, romantic, and creative in sharing our affection. Good communication is a must and we would talk openly with each other about our hopes, dreams, fears, or whatever is on our hearts. Looks are not the most important thing but I think you should enjoy looking at the person you are with. Conflicts in a relationship are inevitable but they can be resolved in a mature way. We would compromise, make sacrifices, be well tempered, and work together to reach positive solutions. Sense of humor is huge and our relationship would have lots of smiles and laughs. Our faith would be well grounded in Christ and know what we believe. We have strong family values placing our marriage/family first. Some of the most important components of a relationship for me are faith, honesty, trust, faithfulness, communication, and romance. I think the key to an exciting relationship and love life is creativity and spontaneity. If you know what equally yoked means, that is what I am looking for. A balance of complementing each other's strengths and filling in each other's weaknesses. Having a great time fixing things and getting it ready for some horses. So glad to be back out in the country. Horseback riding and a picnic under a tree would be nice. Okay... well maybe we will save that for a second date. lol
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GordenOffline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
Well it occurred to me out of the blue: hey, I think I want to subject myself to as many unsightly idiots as possible. If I'm really lucky, I'll find a quadruple divorcee with three baby daddies while toting a double digit IQ. Ideally of course, I'll just receive a myriad of unthought-out "your hawt" messages from randoms who look like they got stuck at a bus stop without a schedule or an umbrella. And in the rare *** someone actually does catch my eye, I can reach out with a simple hello and be confused for a douche bag* who just wants to get laid and of course never hear anything back. Next week I'll go play in traffic.- normalWhen a guy poses in front of the mirror for a picture - doucheWhen a girl plays the field for her best possible match - normalWhen a guy plays the field for his best possible match - doucheThe ultimate online dating guide for impatient females:Successful? DoucheLow paying job? LoserGood looking? DoucheNot so good looking? CreeperMuscular? Cheating doucheToo skinny? NextA few years younger than average? DoucheA few years older than average? DamagedIntelligent? DoucheStupid? DoucheTen things to know about me:1. I'm a good cook2. I am unbeatable at scrabble3. I drive a stick. Fast. As if I were delivering live human organs4. I'm a year younger than Vin Diesel (if you really want to know, google his age)5. I'm Christian6. I sleep with four pillows so that it doesn't feel like I'm sleeping alone7. If you wear a ponytail holder on your wrist, I already like you8. I can knock 20 pounds per month off of anyone, WITHOUT the gym or starvation9. I haven't traveled in space10. I'm never running for presidentFrequently Asked QuestionsQ - How are you?A - I'm fine. I'll tell you this anyway because I don't know you.Q - Did you have a good workout?A - That's the only reason I go to the gymQ - Why are you single?A - Because I don't have a mutant twin growing out of my neckQ- Any luck on here?A - I still have a profile Hold up on those dinner reservations. My expectations of meeting the one on here are exasperatingly low. I prefer friends first, we can swing for the fences later.Okay, so as you see, I'm listed at 37 even though I'm older. I mean what girl wants a balding old fat guy with a ton of baggage and an erection problem? I've encountered far too many profiles with a cut-off age of 40. So, here I am showing up in search results, complete with very recent pictures.Just like you, I have a few turn-ons and turn-offs. So I'll delve into mine. Tattoos are fine, but no tattoos are impressive. If you have your ear piercings stretched out like a tribal African, not a fan. If you are an Asian or a Hispanic blonde, I have one word: seriously? And why do black women take pictures of themselves from behind with one hand on the wall? I think my skin just crawled as I typed that.I have thoroughly researched the word "few". Most will think either 3 or 4 when they hear this word. Some sources say that the limit in which the word "few" is still applicable is 6, with 7 becoming a bunch. I also found one source that said a "few" can apply up to 11, with 12 of course becoming a dozen. So, that said, if you are indeed a few pounds overweight, I certainly don't mind.Just like you, I don't respond to all of the messages that wind up in my inbox. If you send me a message and I don't respond, don't fret. Just think back to all of the guys in your life that you have ever rejected and take comfort in the fact that it all balances out.Dating sure has changed a lot since the good old days.***'s: Want to go to the dance with me? ***'s: Want to go to the drive in with me? ***'s: What's your sign?***'s: Want to wig? ***'s: Check out my junk.Posting quotes from others is pretty cool, but here are a few I penned myself:"You are a product of your own decisions""Happiness is not an accident""If you want the apple of your eye, grow the right tree""All the good ones aren't taken, they just want a good one too""Every woman is a sweetheart for 3 weeks out of the month""Men are from Earth women are from Earth""Egyptian alcoholics floating down the river are in da Nile""Live life for today pay tomorrow, live life for tomorrow and the world is yours""If you're going to go panning for gold, expect plenty of mud along the way"