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CedrickSullivan
- Illinois
- United States
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Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
Rambling thoughts as they come to mind: I still haven't found what I'm looking for.Improving my odds with online dating as these frequent shopping visits to Target and Whole Foods have not exactly worked out for me. Adventure driven, world traveler who is not afraid to be my own guide. Calling myself funny feels weird but I don’t mind when others do it for me. I have a genuine appreciation for anyone who takes care of themselves. I don’t own the gift of gab in person but I’m a really good listener. I’ll try just about anything twice to make sure I don't like it. If I list anymore interests there might not be anything left for you to discover. I think the world is best seen on a motorcycle. I love any song that reminds me of a time, a place, and someone special. Music, atmosphere, and aesthetics are usually on my mind. I am aware of the fact that I probably should like watching sports. I used to straighten my hair, I may have said too much.books are good too, Sedaris, Krakauer, Augusten Burroughs, and such.Looking forward to this.I am rarely interested in anything average or mild for that matter, thanks for the read.*Please do not message me if your best profile picture is a mug shot or has a payphone in the background. I'll get back to this, but out of the ordinary would have to be my 1st choice.
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GordenSullivan
- Illinois
- United States
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Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
Well it occurred to me out of the blue: hey, I think I want to subject myself to as many unsightly idiots as possible. If I'm really lucky, I'll find a quadruple divorcee with three baby daddies while toting a double digit IQ. Ideally of course, I'll just receive a myriad of unthought-out "your hawt" messages from randoms who look like they got stuck at a bus stop without a schedule or an umbrella. And in the rare *** someone actually does catch my eye, I can reach out with a simple hello and be confused for a douche bag* who just wants to get laid and of course never hear anything back. Next week I'll go play in traffic.- normalWhen a guy poses in front of the mirror for a picture - doucheWhen a girl plays the field for her best possible match - normalWhen a guy plays the field for his best possible match - doucheThe ultimate online dating guide for impatient females:Successful? DoucheLow paying job? LoserGood looking? DoucheNot so good looking? CreeperMuscular? Cheating doucheToo skinny? NextA few years younger than average? DoucheA few years older than average? DamagedIntelligent? DoucheStupid? DoucheTen things to know about me:1. I'm a good cook2. I am unbeatable at scrabble3. I drive a stick. Fast. As if I were delivering live human organs4. I'm a year younger than Vin Diesel (if you really want to know, google his age)5. I'm Christian6. I sleep with four pillows so that it doesn't feel like I'm sleeping alone7. If you wear a ponytail holder on your wrist, I already like you8. I can knock 20 pounds per month off of anyone, WITHOUT the gym or starvation9. I haven't traveled in space10. I'm never running for presidentFrequently Asked QuestionsQ - How are you?A - I'm fine. I'll tell you this anyway because I don't know you.Q - Did you have a good workout?A - That's the only reason I go to the gymQ - Why are you single?A - Because I don't have a mutant twin growing out of my neckQ- Any luck on here?A - I still have a profile Hold up on those dinner reservations. My expectations of meeting the one on here are exasperatingly low. I prefer friends first, we can swing for the fences later.Okay, so as you see, I'm listed at 37 even though I'm older. I mean what girl wants a balding old fat guy with a ton of baggage and an erection problem? I've encountered far too many profiles with a cut-off age of 40. So, here I am showing up in search results, complete with very recent pictures.Just like you, I have a few turn-ons and turn-offs. So I'll delve into mine. Tattoos are fine, but no tattoos are impressive. If you have your ear piercings stretched out like a tribal African, not a fan. If you are an Asian or a Hispanic blonde, I have one word: seriously? And why do black women take pictures of themselves from behind with one hand on the wall? I think my skin just crawled as I typed that.I have thoroughly researched the word "few". Most will think either 3 or 4 when they hear this word. Some sources say that the limit in which the word "few" is still applicable is 6, with 7 becoming a bunch. I also found one source that said a "few" can apply up to 11, with 12 of course becoming a dozen. So, that said, if you are indeed a few pounds overweight, I certainly don't mind.Just like you, I don't respond to all of the messages that wind up in my inbox. If you send me a message and I don't respond, don't fret. Just think back to all of the guys in your life that you have ever rejected and take comfort in the fact that it all balances out.Dating sure has changed a lot since the good old days.***'s: Want to go to the dance with me? ***'s: Want to go to the drive in with me? ***'s: What's your sign?***'s: Want to wig? ***'s: Check out my junk.Posting quotes from others is pretty cool, but here are a few I penned myself:"You are a product of your own decisions""Happiness is not an accident""If you want the apple of your eye, grow the right tree""All the good ones aren't taken, they just want a good one too""Every woman is a sweetheart for 3 weeks out of the month""Men are from Earth women are from Earth""Egyptian alcoholics floating down the river are in da Nile""Live life for today pay tomorrow, live life for tomorrow and the world is yours""If you're going to go panning for gold, expect plenty of mud along the way"
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MarissaSullivan
- Illinois
- United States
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Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-28
Hi! My name is Marissa. I am never married atheist caucasian woman without kids from Sullivan, Illinois, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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MissclaneousSullivan
- Illinois
- United States
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Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-23
Hi! My name is Missclaneous. I am single caucasian woman from Sullivan, Illinois, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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DaniSullivan
- Illinois
- United States
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Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 18-28
Hi! My name is Dani. I am never married other caucasian woman without kids from Sullivan, Illinois, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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MandyliciousSullivan
- Illinois
- United States
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Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Just trying this out & can't reply yet. try me on ***
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SkyeSullivan
- Illinois
- United States
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Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 18-31
Hi! My name is Skye. I am never married spiritual but not religious caucasian woman without kids from Sullivan, Illinois, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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ShelbySullivan
- Illinois
- United States
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Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 18-28
Hi! My name is Shelby. I am never married other caucasian woman without kids from Sullivan, Illinois, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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FetzSullivan
- Illinois
- United States
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Woman. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-54
Hi! My name is Fetz. I am widowed other caucasian woman with kids from Sullivan, Illinois, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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ChristianSullivan
- Illinois
- United States
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Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
I love fishing,but any and all outdoors activities i enjoy doing.I'm into sports exersize a few times a week but not overly into it just like keeping in shape.Family is important to me,my daughter lives with her mom but i try to see her 1 a week.all types of music is ok but alternative is my favorite.not trying to rush into anything just dont do the bar thing so this seemed easyer. I imagine for a first date and what to do whould be depending on what the both of us shared in comon,but im shure food whould be part of it.
