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MaachahOffline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
Ciao everybody! Well I'm here to give online dating the ol' one last go around hoping that this time around will be productive. Lets prove that ol' cliche' that the nice people finish last doesn't apply shall we? Just like everyone else I'm tired of all the games especially the older you get. Maturity, commitment, honesty and following through is what I'm alluding to. Soooo..moving on...I have darker features due to my slight Italiano side and enjoy keeping in shape. I seem to like Latina, Italian, Asian, Indian, Native American, Middle Eastern women but believe me - I am open to anything and anyone of ALL backgrounds! Switching directions...I have heard that notion that God may protect some ppl from relationships in order to avoid possible turmoil down the road. Hmm, interesting notion buuut...could be debated because positivity is the key here! I've also heard opinions recently that women wonder where those good men are and if they're out there anymore. Valid concern! When they actually find the 'one' they say their prayers have been answered and their happy. But soon thereafter, it didn't work out because they say maybe he was too nice. This applies to men also. Is this actually for real!? Can this be proved wrong lol? I know I'm a good person because I was brought up to respect women but the pay-off factor seems absent. Please let there be someone out there nodding their head thinking,"YES, I know what he's talking about!" So, can it be? Can it be true that a guy is actually talking like this? You bet! It's for real because I'm in touch with my emotions. Not to much, juuuust right, if that makes any sense. So is this all negative? NO! because I know some may think that. Was it realism? YES! I'm a realist and see things for what they are. I don't want to sound off based but I know what I would like and have a strong sense what I can offer in a relationship. There are no games/immaturity with me and I don't want games/immaturity in my life. Who does? Who I am and what I feel I can offer is real and any woman who wants the same deserves the respect/dignity of how they should be treated. Guess that's why I felt the need to touch on the 'moral' aspect in my headline. Almost forgot..if one isn't courted on the basis of who they voted for, then it'd be easier to move on because that's just too shallow/narrow minded.) Would like to live in a warmer climate someday as the winters here in MI have wore me out. Considering what I said above I definitely like to have a good time whether it be going out occasionally, relaxing at home, time with friends. I'm a UofM football fan(atic) and love watching UofM games.;) I work out to stay fit. I looove to joke around a lot and make people laugh, but not in a immature fashion. This might sound weird but when I make people laugh it kind of puts me in a good mood and makes me happy that I can make them laugh. Humor is key :)I want to end this profile with a quote from "A Purpose Driven Life". It speaks the truth...(Listening to our culture, one might get the impression that a good relationship is something for which we all have an inalienable right. This conclusion comes from observing how quickly we look for the back door on any difficult relationship, how that exit is usually justified on the basis that the current relationship is just too hard - the assumption being, there's someone out there with whom a good relationship is a much easier proposition.That's a far cry from realizing all relationships are going to have their challenges,and even the best will be severely tried.)A Poem...No one falls in love by choice, its by CHANCE. No one stays in love by chance, it is by WORK I want to make the first date as comfortable as possible for her. How you ask? Love to make people laugh but not in a immature fashion. If I can put a smile on her face & make her laugh, then that'll fuel more positivity from me. But aside from the laughing, I enjoy good conversation that can range from deep to relaxed. Its all about getting to know each other w/o coming off as boring, nosy or desperate. At my age & experience, serious inquiries (in regards to date/dating) would be appreciated as I would show that same respect to her. *Regular or prompt corresponding/messaging through here has noticeably not been taken serious. If we message back/forth & then it goes silent, please, just tell me you're interest has waned so we don't waste each others time & can move on to serious inquiries*. Just sayin' ;)
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GordenOffline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
Well it occurred to me out of the blue: hey, I think I want to subject myself to as many unsightly idiots as possible. If I'm really lucky, I'll find a quadruple divorcee with three baby daddies while toting a double digit IQ. Ideally of course, I'll just receive a myriad of unthought-out "your hawt" messages from randoms who look like they got stuck at a bus stop without a schedule or an umbrella. And in the rare *** someone actually does catch my eye, I can reach out with a simple hello and be confused for a douche bag* who just wants to get laid and of course never hear anything back. Next week I'll go play in traffic.- normalWhen a guy poses in front of the mirror for a picture - doucheWhen a girl plays the field for her best possible match - normalWhen a guy plays the field for his best possible match - doucheThe ultimate online dating guide for impatient females:Successful? DoucheLow paying job? LoserGood looking? DoucheNot so good looking? CreeperMuscular? Cheating doucheToo skinny? NextA few years younger than average? DoucheA few years older than average? DamagedIntelligent? DoucheStupid? DoucheTen things to know about me:1. I'm a good cook2. I am unbeatable at scrabble3. I drive a stick. Fast. As if I were delivering live human organs4. I'm a year younger than Vin Diesel (if you really want to know, google his age)5. I'm Christian6. I sleep with four pillows so that it doesn't feel like I'm sleeping alone7. If you wear a ponytail holder on your wrist, I already like you8. I can knock 20 pounds per month off of anyone, WITHOUT the gym or starvation9. I haven't traveled in space10. I'm never running for presidentFrequently Asked QuestionsQ - How are you?A - I'm fine. I'll tell you this anyway because I don't know you.Q - Did you have a good workout?A - That's the only reason I go to the gymQ - Why are you single?A - Because I don't have a mutant twin growing out of my neckQ- Any luck on here?A - I still have a profile Hold up on those dinner reservations. My expectations of meeting the one on here are exasperatingly low. I prefer friends first, we can swing for the fences later.Okay, so as you see, I'm listed at 37 even though I'm older. I mean what girl wants a balding old fat guy with a ton of baggage and an erection problem? I've encountered far too many profiles with a cut-off age of 40. So, here I am showing up in search results, complete with very recent pictures.Just like you, I have a few turn-ons and turn-offs. So I'll delve into mine. Tattoos are fine, but no tattoos are impressive. If you have your ear piercings stretched out like a tribal African, not a fan. If you are an Asian or a Hispanic blonde, I have one word: seriously? And why do black women take pictures of themselves from behind with one hand on the wall? I think my skin just crawled as I typed that.I have thoroughly researched the word "few". Most will think either 3 or 4 when they hear this word. Some sources say that the limit in which the word "few" is still applicable is 6, with 7 becoming a bunch. I also found one source that said a "few" can apply up to 11, with 12 of course becoming a dozen. So, that said, if you are indeed a few pounds overweight, I certainly don't mind.Just like you, I don't respond to all of the messages that wind up in my inbox. If you send me a message and I don't respond, don't fret. Just think back to all of the guys in your life that you have ever rejected and take comfort in the fact that it all balances out.Dating sure has changed a lot since the good old days.***'s: Want to go to the dance with me? ***'s: Want to go to the drive in with me? ***'s: What's your sign?***'s: Want to wig? ***'s: Check out my junk.Posting quotes from others is pretty cool, but here are a few I penned myself:"You are a product of your own decisions""Happiness is not an accident""If you want the apple of your eye, grow the right tree""All the good ones aren't taken, they just want a good one too""Every woman is a sweetheart for 3 weeks out of the month""Men are from Earth women are from Earth""Egyptian alcoholics floating down the river are in da Nile""Live life for today pay tomorrow, live life for tomorrow and the world is yours""If you're going to go panning for gold, expect plenty of mud along the way"
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AllericOffline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
I am laid back, witty and sarcastic. I like to laugh and have a good time. If you are over sensitive, lack the ability to laugh and take a joke. I will probably hurt your feelings.I am overall a good guy who values people and friendships. A bit of a hopeless romantic. I believe in the notebook kind of love. I like to surround myself with people who are positive, adventurous and fun. I don't mind someone a little flawed. A bad girl with a good heart so to speak. But honesty and integrity are very important to me.I have my own house, car and a job. I love kids so if you have some I'm cool with that. Even if you can't have anymore of your own. I have been getting back to the gym lately so someone who lives an active lifestyle is a plus. I believe a day without smiling is a day wasted. So if you're looking to laugh and have a good time then message me.PS I'm Not into BIG(BBW) fish... just my preference. Some girls like taller men. I'm not offended by it. You shouldn't be either. Just keep on fishing and you will find your match.