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Ella, 41

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About Me

.... I Love Beards!! NOT ZZ Top / hobo beards....I mean sexy S.O.A beards..My response to stuff a lot of guys have asked.......SERIOUSLY? lmao1) Can you grow your hair longer?Are you requesting I grow out my hair? If so why? Its a date...I don't think there is a magic wand that will *** my hair 6 inches longer in 24 hours...and If there was such a magic wand I would maybe suggest you use it to grow your penis 3 inches longer...2) Do you spit or swallow...(ouuu my fav)How rude, gross, and extremely presumptuous of you to assume I would have not only my mouth on your penis, but also that you would be ejaculating in my mouth, or anywhere near my face. NOT!!3) Do you wax, shave your p***y?No I don't... Stop projecting your perverted desire for being with a porn star onto me and be happy your getting laid period!! If I have to deal with your stinky balls or veined deformed penis then a lil bush isn't going to kill you. Its not like you spend any real time down there anyways so grow the f*** up.4) How big are your tits?Really? Does that even have to be answered? Is it really going to deter you from having sex with me if I am an A cup or a C cup? If so...Go back to jerking off or go pay for a big breasted crab infested prostitute.5) Are you into FWB?Let's be clear on what FWB is..Come in, f*** me, and get the f*** out. I don't want to hear about your problems, or how stressed you are. I don't want to cuddle or do movies and dinner and talk for hours on the phone...Thats called DATING. Again grow the f*** up.6) Can you lose a bit of weight?So I state clearly that I am a fuller figured / curvy girl, and you still contacted me and wanted to chat. sooooooo yaaaaaaa F*** off if you don't like the jelly lolAs a good friend once said...."Ass play is the last stop on the sex train" lol Hint Hint....

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 38-48

    Its time to meet my partner my lover - the other half of my team ;)**********************************************************************************************************************************************************Super affectionate, easy going, no drama kinda girlI love fashion, love to look good I enjoy a healthy lifestyle and wish to meet someone that feels the same way about lifestyle and appearance. I'm just as comfortable in a dress and heels as I am in my t-shirt and jeans, feeling equally sexy. I am a successful business woman whom desires a driven and ambitious man, being that I am continually striving to learn every day I enjoy the company of people that prefer to explore together rather than dictate.I am attracted to someone who is easygoing, funny, loyal, considerate of others iregardless of diversity. I am the type of girl that would make a man feel like he is my King as I prefer to be in a committed relationship rather than bouncing around never really feeling satisfied.Lets try it out and see if we can jump out of this pond ;) Something simple just to see if we're interested :)

  • Carolin

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    Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 38-48

    In simplest terms this is me..." I believe in love and in lust, I believe in dancing in the rain and singing in the shower, jumping in the puddles and playing in the mud, I believe in smiling until your cheeks hurt and laughing until you pee, skinny dipping at midnight, and in living life without regret, accepting the good with the bad and everything in between...". The man who will catch my attention is someone who loves to laugh...who shares in my love for music, enjoys conversation and challenges my points of view and doesn't mind me challenging his. Getting out exploring the surrounding trails with my dog (and yours?) , time at beaches, or just as happy to stay in and watch a movie or sit on the deck with a glass of wine and relax. A man who enjoys getting out of town and going camping or just jumping in the car and picking a random town for ice cream or a coffee just for something different.If any of this sounds like you or I have peaked your interest, send an *** a conversation...you never know where it may lead unless you take a chance first meet should be simple, time & space to talk and see if there is enough of an attraction to plan a real date

  • Lally

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    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-50

    I am resourceful and enjoy finding a way to accomplish a challenge.I enjoy grocery shopping reality tv and a good cup of coffee.I like listening to talk radio ( Coast to Coast AM) I am reflective and love improv humour.I am forgiving by nature and able to see more than one side of a situation.I enjoy history and haunted property sites. talk on the phone and go for a coffee.Thrift shopping. Go Grocery shopping together.

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