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Ella, 41

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About Me

.... I Love Beards!! NOT ZZ Top / hobo beards....I mean sexy S.O.A beards..My response to stuff a lot of guys have asked.......SERIOUSLY? lmao1) Can you grow your hair longer?Are you requesting I grow out my hair? If so why? Its a date...I don't think there is a magic wand that will *** my hair 6 inches longer in 24 hours...and If there was such a magic wand I would maybe suggest you use it to grow your penis 3 inches longer...2) Do you spit or swallow...(ouuu my fav)How rude, gross, and extremely presumptuous of you to assume I would have not only my mouth on your penis, but also that you would be ejaculating in my mouth, or anywhere near my face. NOT!!3) Do you wax, shave your p***y?No I don't... Stop projecting your perverted desire for being with a porn star onto me and be happy your getting laid period!! If I have to deal with your stinky balls or veined deformed penis then a lil bush isn't going to kill you. Its not like you spend any real time down there anyways so grow the f*** up.4) How big are your tits?Really? Does that even have to be answered? Is it really going to deter you from having sex with me if I am an A cup or a C cup? If so...Go back to jerking off or go pay for a big breasted crab infested prostitute.5) Are you into FWB?Let's be clear on what FWB is..Come in, f*** me, and get the f*** out. I don't want to hear about your problems, or how stressed you are. I don't want to cuddle or do movies and dinner and talk for hours on the phone...Thats called DATING. Again grow the f*** up.6) Can you lose a bit of weight?So I state clearly that I am a fuller figured / curvy girl, and you still contacted me and wanted to chat. sooooooo yaaaaaaa F*** off if you don't like the jelly lolAs a good friend once said...."Ass play is the last stop on the sex train" lol Hint Hint....

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Janee

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    Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 42-52

    Well.... I guess my friends would describe me as a happy go lucky type of person. I enjoy the Kelowna life style including long rides on my horse in the mountains and playing with my dog and kids at the beach. I cherish my family and I have a great group of friends. We spend many evenings bbqing and planning our next adventures. I'm told I have a good sense of humor, I laugh at myself often and I appreciate that quality in others as well!. I have no problem admitting when I need a man's help but, I am also independent.....I want to meet someone that's easy to be around and not needy or insecure. I believe that a great relationship consists of good friendship and great.....( well you know) :) ... can't see it any other way! Soooooo...if you are attractive (inside and out), a sense of humor, enjoy life... and you have a CURRENT pic...you need apply!! :) thanks for stopping by and happy fishing! How about a drink on one of kelowna's great patio's or an ice cream cone and a walk to see if there's a spark.

  • Mona

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    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-50

    **I am just An Average Girl who is very Spontanious & Venturesome. I Love to Laugh,have Fun & Live Life to the Fullest, for Life is just way too short =) I am looking for that certain someone that can test any Waters with me.I am willing to do just about anything for My Family & Friends. I can throw on a pair of Jeans, a Hoodie & ball cap, go quadding on the muddiest of Spring days..I Love to go Sledding. I can play a hard game of Softball, I love UFC fight nights,watching good ole Hocky(Go Flames, Go!) I can also Put on a party Dress, Staletto's & look just as Hot as any other Girl =0)I Love giving that special someone all my attention & love it in return.I always give my 100% in everything I do in Life. I'm looking for that special someone who knows how to treat a lady. Someone who is adventurious, spontanious, outgoing,Strong In mind & in Life, funny, strong hands & a great smile. A man who Likes to Push Limits. Someone Who will try alomost anything once. If you are that special guy that enjoys the little Excitements & Pleasures when living Life in all the right ways can bring. Please say Hello ;)FAMOUS QUOTES " The best way to predict the future is to invent it. Come invent it with The right person." "One today is worth two tomorrows,come & enjoy each day.""Life is what you get when you are born...Living is what you do with it." Life is way to short to be unhappy. Life is supposed to be lived. Come live Life with the right person..If you have taken the time to read my Profile, Please don't be shy...Please send a girl a message!=) Open to anything..Surprise me...I lIke to have fun;)Still looking for that lil bit of Romance & Excitement**

  • Arden

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

    Hmm let's see... I do need to start this off by letting you know that I have a piercing and two tattoos so if you are not OK with this I wish you luck in your endeavors. I seek a man my age or younger, Someone who doesn't mind a part time dating scene for now, someone not in a rush. Have you ever had someone in your life that when you are in a crowd of people and you are not together at that moment touches the inside of your hand? You can not see them but the energy that comes from that touch causes your heart rate to double and your smile large knowing that there are no words needed as the heat of their touch, the look in their eyes tells you all you need to know? A man that has a life of his own and enjoys having it while sharing some time with a busy career driven woman who takes care of her own things and does not seek yours. Someone who is not jealous as I do not get that way myself, I expect that when we look at each other it is a mutual trust. I am interested in someone that is not waiting for the weekend to come so they can tie one on, Someone that does not mind that I am rusty at the outdoor activities but would love to try and get back to it. Someone that has a serious side with a dash of inspiration. Someone that does not mind that I am not perfect but would like to help me at the gym, go hiking, fishing, boating. I am also looking for someone that holds their family as close as I hold mine, it shows a large character in someone that can be dedicated to what is important in life. P.S. I am always up for a good ride to no planned destination or a day out just random. PSST. I am planning on getting more work done on my tattoos. Coffee or a comedy show.... Then if it goes well from there I will buy you an ice cream while we take a walk on the beach.... If you are good I will get you two scoops.

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