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Ella, 41

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About Me

.... I Love Beards!! NOT ZZ Top / hobo beards....I mean sexy S.O.A beards..My response to stuff a lot of guys have asked.......SERIOUSLY? lmao1) Can you grow your hair longer?Are you requesting I grow out my hair? If so why? Its a date...I don't think there is a magic wand that will *** my hair 6 inches longer in 24 hours...and If there was such a magic wand I would maybe suggest you use it to grow your penis 3 inches longer...2) Do you spit or swallow...(ouuu my fav)How rude, gross, and extremely presumptuous of you to assume I would have not only my mouth on your penis, but also that you would be ejaculating in my mouth, or anywhere near my face. NOT!!3) Do you wax, shave your p***y?No I don't... Stop projecting your perverted desire for being with a porn star onto me and be happy your getting laid period!! If I have to deal with your stinky balls or veined deformed penis then a lil bush isn't going to kill you. Its not like you spend any real time down there anyways so grow the f*** up.4) How big are your tits?Really? Does that even have to be answered? Is it really going to deter you from having sex with me if I am an A cup or a C cup? If so...Go back to jerking off or go pay for a big breasted crab infested prostitute.5) Are you into FWB?Let's be clear on what FWB is..Come in, f*** me, and get the f*** out. I don't want to hear about your problems, or how stressed you are. I don't want to cuddle or do movies and dinner and talk for hours on the phone...Thats called DATING. Again grow the f*** up.6) Can you lose a bit of weight?So I state clearly that I am a fuller figured / curvy girl, and you still contacted me and wanted to chat. sooooooo yaaaaaaa F*** off if you don't like the jelly lolAs a good friend once said...."Ass play is the last stop on the sex train" lol Hint Hint....

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Giovanna

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    Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 42-52

    Wow this new way of meeting someone special is sure differentFrom the way I remember lol.. Mind you that was 30 yrs ago lol..As for me ... Ive reached a point in my life where things are great, kids are all grown, can officially say im now a gramma to a beautiful baby boy...have a job that I love, own my home. I'm caring, honest, hardworking, reliable, responsible, and love to laugh :-)Want to know more.. Please just ask :-)

  • Kiley

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

    Hi so I thought i would look around here and see how this works. not looking for anything just want to see what maybe out there.have kids and animals so if you don't like them don't talk to me. if you want to know anything ask I might answer.Don't want any head games or bs just someone to be friends with first.so i thought that i would add on some here .if you only want to talk about sex don't bother i don't give a sh*t about how big it is or what you want to do with it.i am not a prude but the first time you talk to someone it should not be about having sex.so if that bothers you sorry. meeting for coffee would be nice

  • Arden

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

    Hmm let's see... I do need to start this off by letting you know that I have a piercing and two tattoos so if you are not OK with this I wish you luck in your endeavors. I seek a man my age or younger, Someone who doesn't mind a part time dating scene for now, someone not in a rush. Have you ever had someone in your life that when you are in a crowd of people and you are not together at that moment touches the inside of your hand? You can not see them but the energy that comes from that touch causes your heart rate to double and your smile large knowing that there are no words needed as the heat of their touch, the look in their eyes tells you all you need to know? A man that has a life of his own and enjoys having it while sharing some time with a busy career driven woman who takes care of her own things and does not seek yours. Someone who is not jealous as I do not get that way myself, I expect that when we look at each other it is a mutual trust. I am interested in someone that is not waiting for the weekend to come so they can tie one on, Someone that does not mind that I am rusty at the outdoor activities but would love to try and get back to it. Someone that has a serious side with a dash of inspiration. Someone that does not mind that I am not perfect but would like to help me at the gym, go hiking, fishing, boating. I am also looking for someone that holds their family as close as I hold mine, it shows a large character in someone that can be dedicated to what is important in life. P.S. I am always up for a good ride to no planned destination or a day out just random. PSST. I am planning on getting more work done on my tattoos. Coffee or a comedy show.... Then if it goes well from there I will buy you an ice cream while we take a walk on the beach.... If you are good I will get you two scoops.

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