SIMILAR PEOPLE
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EllaOffline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
.... I Love Beards!! NOT ZZ Top / hobo beards....I mean sexy S.O.A beards..My response to stuff a lot of guys have asked.......SERIOUSLY? lmao1) Can you grow your hair longer?Are you requesting I grow out my hair? If so why? Its a date...I don't think there is a magic wand that will *** my hair 6 inches longer in 24 hours...and If there was such a magic wand I would maybe suggest you use it to grow your penis 3 inches longer...2) Do you spit or swallow...(ouuu my fav)How rude, gross, and extremely presumptuous of you to assume I would have not only my mouth on your penis, but also that you would be ejaculating in my mouth, or anywhere near my face. NOT!!3) Do you wax, shave your p***y?No I don't... Stop projecting your perverted desire for being with a porn star onto me and be happy your getting laid period!! If I have to deal with your stinky balls or veined deformed penis then a lil bush isn't going to kill you. Its not like you spend any real time down there anyways so grow the f*** up.4) How big are your tits?Really? Does that even have to be answered? Is it really going to deter you from having sex with me if I am an A cup or a C cup? If so...Go back to jerking off or go pay for a big breasted crab infested prostitute.5) Are you into FWB?Let's be clear on what FWB is..Come in, f*** me, and get the f*** out. I don't want to hear about your problems, or how stressed you are. I don't want to cuddle or do movies and dinner and talk for hours on the phone...Thats called DATING. Again grow the f*** up.6) Can you lose a bit of weight?So I state clearly that I am a fuller figured / curvy girl, and you still contacted me and wanted to chat. sooooooo yaaaaaaa F*** off if you don't like the jelly lolAs a good friend once said...."Ass play is the last stop on the sex train" lol Hint Hint....
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YvetteOffline
Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
I would love to meet a simple laid back guy who is easy going enough to appreciate the simple funny stuff in life with a love of sports and outdoors but is relaxed enough to watch movies.I love the outdoors and all fun that goes with it. I grew up on a farm w/ a great family riding horses and dirt bikes. I am very willing to share with the right guy. Just something easy and relaxing like meeting for a walk and then going to watch a hockey or football game at the pub for dinner or hiking or bike riding
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VivienneOffline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
About Me...I'm equally as comfortable dressed up for a night on the town (Dancing?) or dressed down to go explore some back trails somewhere (Hiking or zip trekking?) Personally, I love to touch and be touched and exposure to warm, open-minded, adventurous, and caring people can easily *** smile as well as the passion within! (How about snuggling up to a good movie?)I'm naturally curious and I don’t bore easily with whatever it is I'm doing but having someone to share things with makes it so much better…someone who appreciates variety, capable of taking control but doesn't want to change me in the process, and is willing to let me grow alongside them. (Woodworking? Tai chi or yoga? Catching some live entertainment? Making dinner together?) Although I have a tv, I can usually be found listening to music or satisfying various curiosities by surfing the web...and sometimes it's just quiet. I'm not the type that feels a need to fill the silence with chatter or noise but I love it when there's someone there who can engage in meaningful conversation or even silly antics...About you...ideallyI imagine you are grounded, bold, love to touch, can dance, and love to give flowers (what girl doesn't love this kind of stuff!!) I also imagine you appreciate diversity and are able to stimulate my wild side. And yes, there are bonus points if you're a protector, strong of heart and will, passionate, adventurous, and compassionate with others (and also if any of the above caught your interest).About you... And while all of the idealistic stuff above is optional, I can't imagine a relationship without the following: mutual respect, honest communication within the relationship, teamwork, and intimate connection. (Flowers help too!! =) I've selected casual dating but if it all works out, I am hoping to create a healthy, committed relationship.On another note...Before now (when the option was available for non-upgraded members), my profile was often hidden because I was off exploring life. These days I can no longer hide my profile without "upgrading" and I'm still off exploring life on a regular basis. I'm regularly/occasionally checking my mail and My Matches that are sent via *** I've added you as a Favourite, there was something about you that caught my interest and I'm simply casting my line in your direction. If you like what you've read thus far, don't be shy about it...send me a note!! Maybe we can plan some adventures together =)Until then,namastePs…I try to respond to everyone but please understand that if you don't have a picture posted (or one to send to me) and if I can't see who I'm messaging with, I probably won't make the time to respond. Seriously, anything but coffee!! I'm always up for making new friends with like-minded people so my philosophy is to do something we both enjoy...to be ourselves in our natural element...to discover, explore, and experience whether or not we have a natural "chemistry" between us. If we do, let's take it from there!(But if we really have to do coffee, I'll take a chai latte...=)