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Ella
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Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
.... I Love Beards!! NOT ZZ Top / hobo beards....I mean sexy S.O.A beards..My response to stuff a lot of guys have asked.......SERIOUSLY? lmao1) Can you grow your hair longer?Are you requesting I grow out my hair? If so why? Its a date...I don't think there is a magic wand that will *** my hair 6 inches longer in 24 hours...and If there was such a magic wand I would maybe suggest you use it to grow your penis 3 inches longer...2) Do you spit or swallow...(ouuu my fav)How rude, gross, and extremely presumptuous of you to assume I would have not only my mouth on your penis, but also that you would be ejaculating in my mouth, or anywhere near my face. NOT!!3) Do you wax, shave your p***y?No I don't... Stop projecting your perverted desire for being with a porn star onto me and be happy your getting laid period!! If I have to deal with your stinky balls or veined deformed penis then a lil bush isn't going to kill you. Its not like you spend any real time down there anyways so grow the f*** up.4) How big are your tits?Really? Does that even have to be answered? Is it really going to deter you from having sex with me if I am an A cup or a C cup? If so...Go back to jerking off or go pay for a big breasted crab infested prostitute.5) Are you into FWB?Let's be clear on what FWB is..Come in, f*** me, and get the f*** out. I don't want to hear about your problems, or how stressed you are. I don't want to cuddle or do movies and dinner and talk for hours on the phone...Thats called DATING. Again grow the f*** up.6) Can you lose a bit of weight?So I state clearly that I am a fuller figured / curvy girl, and you still contacted me and wanted to chat. sooooooo yaaaaaaa F*** off if you don't like the jelly lolAs a good friend once said...."Ass play is the last stop on the sex train" lol Hint Hint....
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Kalie
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Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
I'm just your average warm hearted girl looking for her equal, I'm not into the bar scene so I don't get a chance to meet a lot of people outside of work. I enjoy camping, fishing and gold panning "for entertainment purposes only" I enjoy some hiking and leisurely walks along the river on a sunny day, even better if we can pack a lunch and call it a picnic. Summertime's where its at for me, here in the Cariboo!. I believe in honesty and kindness and try everyday to make it a part of my lifestyle, I haven't quite mastered the kindness part yet, but I'm working on it! Im quite happy being by myself but would certainly enjoy life a little more with a good friend. Thank you for reading through my profile and hope to hear from you. a first date... Well thats something a little more special than a first meeting,..but a first meeting works well for me over coffee in town and if things go well from there then maybe we can talk about that date...
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Matilde
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Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
I love being on the water as most of u do in the summer as well as late spring too. . I'm a happy full of energy person young at heart ,looking for the same in a nice gentle sweet guy out there .I love music being played out doors live reggae ,rave ,soft listen . heavy good at times too. new-age ,just not country ..i enjoy walks through the leaves in the fall ,,bike riding under the warm sun shine ..and a glass of red or white wine while watching a good movie or a great chat too. a warm walk on the beach toes in the sand watching the stars twinkling over head laying on a beach blaneket..