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About Me

it's 1:27 am in the morning and i am only on this site because i can't sleep and don't feel like cleaning. i don't have the mental capacity to think clearly in order to write about myself, so will do this quickly. looking for a relationship, but i am not going to dive in. i take the "l" word very seriously and don't think that it should be tossed around. (the last 'person' i said "i love you" to was my dog.) i don't want to end up wasting my time. i like the cuddly stuff; however, i also like my space. it's nice to have a warm human body to lay next to *** waking up with dog butt in my face, a cold nose in my ear, or a long tongue in my eye. (but i wouldn't trade it for the world!)hobbies-see interests above; will also state that computers are NOT my hobby and i don't really have a clue how to use/operate them, including uploading a pic of myself, i.e., i am technologically challenged. can only say that i would place myself amongst the more attractive percentage of the population, and that my dog thinks i am beautiful.goals/aspirations-to get back in school, most likely for paralegal, but also have a high interest in horticulture/botany; to make it through this cruddy economy in one piece and with my humor and sanity still in tact. me, myself, and what makes me unique-i have 57 tubes of chapstick-who else can say that? i also drink my beer out of a straw. i am a vegetarian, adore animals (i'll mention here that you must like animals in order to have any involvement with me;) i treat my pets better than most people treat their children. i am a tree hugger. i am active in the summer and hibernate in the winter. i like to goof off and play in dirt, but expect to be treated like a lady. i am brutally honest.music-rock, country (never thought i would like country!)profile updates: since a few things have changed on this site, let me add the following: i do not smoke. i do not like to be around smokers. i am allergic, asthmatic and don't want your cancer.new addendum:1. i am attracted to a man with a nice smile.2. i don't do a n a l and i won't 'do' your friends. if either of those things turn you on, i am not the one for you. oh, yeah, and i don't do chicks either. somehow, i never thought a guy would be mad if i didn't want to do his friends?? yeah, i know. boring, unexciting me.3. i like my space. don't smother me. you will only freak me out. and don't tell me that you are falling in love with me on the first date. seriously?4. let me expand on the "does not want children". i don't want children: mine, or yours. i am allergic to them. obviously am more accepting of grown up "kids" who are on their own, highly independent, or can fend for themselves. most importantly, not having some cornball think that he is going to get laid on the first date, or the second, or the third, or the fourth.... get my drift, or should i keep going?what a boring question. or maybe i am just tired and cranky. i guess if it was at night i'd figure dinner, blah blah, typical stuff. daytime, i would want to be doing something outdoors as long as it's not freezing (or in my case, below 80 degrees is freezing).and let's see, did i mention not having some cornball try to get laid on the first date!!?

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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