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About Me

First off, thank you for being part of the 3% that actually reads the profile. I don't blame ya, of course, I can barely make it past the height...I was tempted to cut and paste an old middle school essay on Stonehenge (with photo of my brownie reconstruction), but I have some time to kill before spin class. I'm often told I have a "guy" mentality on things. And by that, I mean, I pee standing up. I kid! I kid! I appreciate dirty humor and am drawn toward the elusive combination of**** yet chivalrous. Self confidence is hot. So are good triceps.Although I am extremely open-minded, I will not date civil re-enactors, bad tippers, bad spellers, and people who use the words "irregardless" and "supposably." You must also pass the escalator test, assuming you are one of the lucky that make it that far.....), but have traveled extensively around the country with my previous career as an archaeologist (no, I didn't dig dinosaurs, yes, I have a whip). I still have the wanderlust, so an adventurous spirit is a must! I firmly believe that a first meeting should be temporally short, with the option of extension. Time is valuable and if a connection isn't there, then I'd rather not waste my time. Unless you're taking me to Alinea. Then I'll deal with the fact you look nothing like your photos. Kidding. Kind of.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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