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About Me

First off, thank you for being part of the 3% that actually reads the profile. I don't blame ya, of course, I can barely make it past the height...I was tempted to cut and paste an old middle school essay on Stonehenge (with photo of my brownie reconstruction), but I have some time to kill before spin class. I'm often told I have a "guy" mentality on things. And by that, I mean, I pee standing up. I kid! I kid! I appreciate dirty humor and am drawn toward the elusive combination of**** yet chivalrous. Self confidence is hot. So are good triceps.Although I am extremely open-minded, I will not date civil re-enactors, bad tippers, bad spellers, and people who use the words "irregardless" and "supposably." You must also pass the escalator test, assuming you are one of the lucky that make it that far.....), but have traveled extensively around the country with my previous career as an archaeologist (no, I didn't dig dinosaurs, yes, I have a whip). I still have the wanderlust, so an adventurous spirit is a must! I firmly believe that a first meeting should be temporally short, with the option of extension. Time is valuable and if a connection isn't there, then I'd rather not waste my time. Unless you're taking me to Alinea. Then I'll deal with the fact you look nothing like your photos. Kidding. Kind of.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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  • Lesleigh

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    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

    Sounds kinda cliche but I cant help but miss the coffee to my cream, Missing early morning conversations, strolls in the park, quiet indoor picnics, little love notes and letters just letting another person know that you are glad to have them in your life. Missing the days when sharing a meal at applebees ( or any eatery) and then a long slow walk afterwards were the start of a good night. Simple hand holding, a light kiss and warm arms. Nothing more wonderful than knowing that there is someone special out there who thinks your just as special. Life is full of simple pleasures and that special someone is the one. Age, is no requirement....to be more specific...Yes I am talking to you my future special one...In this sea of shark infested waters, I know that you are out here treading water as am I. I know that you are tired of lines, games, and everyday bs. And truly looking for something real, something tangible, something that will last more than just a dinner date. Some one who will laugh at your jokes regardless of how corny they are. Someone who does not need words to communicate with you but a look alone says a million things. Someone who wont judge your interests, thoughts and fantasies, but will allow you to be yourself. I know that you get tired of going home alone, waking up alone, and just staring at your phone waiting for the right person to call. No one wants to be alone, yet it happens to the best of us, and until you are willing to venture out and take a chance you will stay alone. Well call this my chance, I am tired of rowing a canoe with one oar going in circles. Will you paddle with me? I may not be the wisest, strongest, smartest, bravest, but I am willing to take a chance...Will you Clubland number one hmmm...Well lets see here, Can we stroll on the beach? Can we share dinner and conversation, hey if I am lucky maybe even two spoons and one dessert. While I cant sing karaoke, or carry a tune with a bucket, I can hum you something!

  • Babette

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    This is not the first time I have been on this site and I am really hoping that this will be the last.I am 39 years old, divorced with 2 teenage daughters.I enjoy the simple things in life. I do enjoy going out but am very comfortable spending a night in with a good movie and pizza. I don't really go to bars its not really my thing.I enjoy listening to all types of music, my kids have varying tastes in music so I get to hear it all from rock to country to pop music.I enjoy spending time outdoors, reading watching movies and having the occasional glass of wine (I'm not a big drinker)I have a good job that I like, it enables me to work from home about 95% of the time.I'm a very honest and up front person, I will answer any question someone asks within reason.I'm not looking for endless messages I feel you can't really get to know someone without meeting them. Some place public, usually like to just meet for dinner or lunch or even just coffee (which I don't drink but I will get hot chocolate)

  • Flossie

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    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

    I don't really like talking about myself. I would rather answer your questions. I'm a professional with a job that I enjoy and have two kids. My daughter is out on her own, so it's just my son and I at home. When I'm not working, I'm hanging with my son. I would love to find someone worth spending time with. I really just like to laugh and have fun, even if I'm laughing at myself...maybe even be a little silly sometimes. Life's too short to be anything but happy. I try to avoid drama and I can pay my own bills. I don't need a man...I want one. This will probably change a million times before I'm happy with it. Please ask if you wanna know. :) I'm open to almost anything...I like the man to take charge...

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