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AmelieOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
I\'m very into health and physical fitness. Huge animal lover. I love to volunteer at a local animal shelter whenever I get the chance. I’m looking for serious people who take care of their health, love animals and are fond of sports.
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LidiaOffline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
Update! With the good weather I've been able to get out on my new road bike! I have so much free time on my week off work. I'm single, I have a stable job, a car, an apartment, a dog, a couple of good friends, good family and varied outdoor interests. I can be serious or playful, I am a gemini! Would like to find someone in the same boat. I'm not perfect, you don't have to be either, just be responsible and trustworthy. If you are trying to be a better person, learning from mistakes, and open to options, great!Looking for the same? Drop me a line!If you don't actually have a car that you can legally drive, or you don't prefer to meet in a public place for our first get together, just move on to someone else. Also, good communication skills are a must! I can be busy sometimes, and I like to make plans so I have something to look forward to. I can be pretty spontaneous, once i get to know you, so something low pressure, lets start with a friendship and see where that goes. I'm sorry but if we can't be friends, we have no foundation. New pet peeve, multiple last minute cancels, and cancellation via no communication... just say, "I found someone else, or I'm not interested..." it's not hard, and I am an adult!
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RimonOffline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
I am a dynamic individual, often seen scaling footpaths and crushing hearts. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning pornos, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three minutes in a row. I woo men with my sensuous and godlike sitar playing, I can pilot Barbie scooters up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in forty minutes. I develop black eyes in mere minutes. Using only a leatherman and a large glass of beer, I once single- I play strip poker quite successfully (especially with the aforementioned monkeys), I was scouted by the spearmint rhino, I am the subject of numerous rumors. When I'm bored, I draw rude comics. I enjoy shark diving. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of leather evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number forty-two and have won the weekend passes.-force drinking demonstration. I bat .nothing. Children hate me. I can hurl drinking straws at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Go Griff Go, The Cat in the Hat, and The Cat in the Hat Comes Back in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dog house that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in Tesco. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep standing up. The laws of physics do not apply to me. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but I forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning worms.-diving competitions in Havasu, and spelling bees at the Vatican.-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. “This is where we are at right now, as a whole. No one is left out of the loop. We are experiencing a reality based on a thin veneer of lies and illusions. A world where greed is our God and wisdom is sin, where division is key and unity is fantasy, where the ego-driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather than the intelligence of the heart.” Bill Hicks, legend and possible prophet Anything awesome, as long as you have a car, a job, and an ounce of prudence. Racists, homophobes, devout Catholics, and mummy's boys need not apply. Froods and Time Lords highly preferred and immensely revered.