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JodeeOffline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
Wow, this is a lot harder than I thought. I truly believe that everyone comes into your life with purpose! I am a honest hard worker and work hard for what I want. I am very independent and don't have time to mess around. I work long hours and I'm a single mother of three beautiful kids. I'm still looking for my better half!!! Knowing that scares most people away. Are you still there? I'm a good listener, loving, caring and very patient women who loves to take care of people. I'm not the type of person that you'll find at a bar or on the dance floor but I'm the one you'll find at the park listening to music or at home with dinner ready after a long day watching the sports channel. Coffee, lunch, or lets do something fun such as halloween at Great America!!!
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TraceOffline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
Some of my hobbies include hiking, cooking/baking, and fishing. I am looking for someone to hang out with and possibly have a relationship with. Not looking for players, or any games. I am a very loyal person. I like all types of music.
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RimonOffline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
I am a dynamic individual, often seen scaling footpaths and crushing hearts. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning pornos, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three minutes in a row. I woo men with my sensuous and godlike sitar playing, I can pilot Barbie scooters up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in forty minutes. I develop black eyes in mere minutes. Using only a leatherman and a large glass of beer, I once single- I play strip poker quite successfully (especially with the aforementioned monkeys), I was scouted by the spearmint rhino, I am the subject of numerous rumors. When I'm bored, I draw rude comics. I enjoy shark diving. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of leather evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number forty-two and have won the weekend passes.-force drinking demonstration. I bat .nothing. Children hate me. I can hurl drinking straws at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Go Griff Go, The Cat in the Hat, and The Cat in the Hat Comes Back in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dog house that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in Tesco. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep standing up. The laws of physics do not apply to me. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but I forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning worms.-diving competitions in Havasu, and spelling bees at the Vatican.-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. “This is where we are at right now, as a whole. No one is left out of the loop. We are experiencing a reality based on a thin veneer of lies and illusions. A world where greed is our God and wisdom is sin, where division is key and unity is fantasy, where the ego-driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather than the intelligence of the heart.” Bill Hicks, legend and possible prophet Anything awesome, as long as you have a car, a job, and an ounce of prudence. Racists, homophobes, devout Catholics, and mummy's boys need not apply. Froods and Time Lords highly preferred and immensely revered.