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FidelaOnline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
32 year old hairstylist. I have two teenagers. I tend to be a homebody, but really looking to change that. Just really want to get out and enjoy life with someone special. I'm normally, but not strictly, attracted to athletic and educated black men. I do not want a thug or a man that has zero class. I'm also not looking for a prison penpal, sorry to say gentlemen. I'm tattooed and addicted to high heels, cotton candy, corn dogs and squishy animals. I may be a hairstylist who loves hair and makeup and most things girly, but I also love to camp, go boating, ride quads, building and refurbishing furniture with my power tools, and hanging out in MY own man cave! A sense of humor is a huge turn on for me. Any man I'm with MUST be a pleaser in and out of the bedroom. Please be a gentleman. I am not attracted in the slightest to conceited pretty boys who spend more time in the mirror than me. So please keep it moving if that's you. I'm looking to really get to know someone and I'm not here to hook up. I'm looking for a loyal and caring man. A career minded man. Someone who likes to travel and be spontaneous. And must be an animal lover. Oh and PDA shouldn't be a big deal to you. Dinner and somewhere fun please
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IssyOnline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
I love the outdoors, fishing swimming, camping, etc., I like all different kinds of music, I also enjoy watching a good movie cuddled up on the sofa. I am a single mom , outgoing, I am in the medical field , however I am getting ready to go back to school to further my carrier. If you would like know more just ask.
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RimonOnline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
I am a dynamic individual, often seen scaling footpaths and crushing hearts. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning pornos, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three minutes in a row. I woo men with my sensuous and godlike sitar playing, I can pilot Barbie scooters up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in forty minutes. I develop black eyes in mere minutes. Using only a leatherman and a large glass of beer, I once single- I play strip poker quite successfully (especially with the aforementioned monkeys), I was scouted by the spearmint rhino, I am the subject of numerous rumors. When I'm bored, I draw rude comics. I enjoy shark diving. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of leather evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number forty-two and have won the weekend passes.-force drinking demonstration. I bat .nothing. Children hate me. I can hurl drinking straws at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Go Griff Go, The Cat in the Hat, and The Cat in the Hat Comes Back in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dog house that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in Tesco. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep standing up. The laws of physics do not apply to me. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but I forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning worms.-diving competitions in Havasu, and spelling bees at the Vatican.-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. “This is where we are at right now, as a whole. No one is left out of the loop. We are experiencing a reality based on a thin veneer of lies and illusions. A world where greed is our God and wisdom is sin, where division is key and unity is fantasy, where the ego-driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather than the intelligence of the heart.” Bill Hicks, legend and possible prophet Anything awesome, as long as you have a car, a job, and an ounce of prudence. Racists, homophobes, devout Catholics, and mummy's boys need not apply. Froods and Time Lords highly preferred and immensely revered.