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Dan
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Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
Top 10 reasons to go out with me:***I clearly passed your picture test as you're now reading (skimming?) this.***I can kick your ass at pool. Actually, I can try. Let's be honest, I suck at pool.***I have a job and can take care of myself.***I don't believe in boring. It's too boring.***I make amazing guacamole.Now while you're waiting for my response from the note you just sent asking me how amazing it is, here's some more:***I can have an intelligent conversation with you about the pros and cons of Apple's built-in obsolescence. You know, if it comes up.***I am actually on this site to find someone to have a relationship with (once we, you know, get to know each other). And I really am a woman.***I'm not crazy. Well, maybe in the good ways.***I recently bought a new bed and it's still a bit hard... could use some help jumping on it to break it in.Wait a second......I said Jump. With a J. ;). Hee hee.***why are there always top 10 lists? Why not top 9? What is our obsession with multiples of 5? And I'm pretty sure I had you at guacamole.But if not.......um........"Every moment is a chance to start a new adventure?" Too sappy? Hmmmmmmm "I'm kind, generous, and honest?" Too boring (although true)? "How about after we hit it off you tell me?" Too much of a cop out?Ok "Let's just do it!" A first date should be about getting to know each other, but I find it really hard to do that over drinks/coffee because it ends up being an interview. Let's do something that is still easy, short and non-commital, but a bit more interesting to break out of the 20-questions game - toss the volleyball around for an hour while we talk, go watch an outdoor sumo wrestling match, go to a street fair, etc.
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Valentina
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Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
If you don't have a whole lot of heart, then i don't have a whole lot of time for you. You must be quick, you must be cunning. You must be willing to act like a giant goofball in public. I like a boy who's health conscious. Points if you would eat kale (voluntarily), or are into alternative medicine/body work. I'm an optimist to a fault...don't like the dark side. Horror flicks? No. Goonies? Yes! I will gently remind you of the positives in everything. I also might shove them down your esophagus. No no, I spelled it right -- look it up. General attraction guideline...I have a personal vendetta against the Soul Patch; please know that you will not earn points by attempting to INTENTIONALLY look like a goat, or trying to sandpaper my face off. Moving on: I try to go to bed early when i can...I'm into daytime productivity over nighttime mischief. (And daytime mischief is highly underrated!) Would love to find a guy who wants to wake up with me at 7am and go hiking to get the day started. I'm a super busy lady and I love my 8 million jobs...so I must be bright eyed and bushytailed! Have i lost you yet? Don't worry, I don't actually have a tail. We're going downhill, aren't we. Have some frozen yogurt -- it'll make you feel better. That's good shit. (should i say shit...again? is it classy?) A guy with class. A hero. Okay, a superhero. Yeah, i said it. He likes to hike/frolic through sprinklers/can spar with me in Chinese Kenpo and not mind when i totally win, etc. Now, don't get me wrong - I am dainty with sparkles and cuddles...just don't be foolish and start thinking that I can't kick your butt in ping pong, or beat you up if we get into a bar fight. I'm just sayin'. Also, you hold my hand and tuck my hair behind my ear when we're walking to the grocery market.
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Loreen
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Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
I\'m a family oriented person, but I love going out and experiencing joys of life. Someone that I’m attracted to, who can keep me laughing, and who can hold an intelligent conversation.