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GabbyOnline
Woman. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-54
Hi! My name is Gabby. I am never married catholic caucasian woman without kids from Douglas, Georgia, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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JaymieOnline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
I love love. LOVE it. I don't expect it, and think it's pretty rare, but I can get right down into it with my heart on my sleeve when the right guy reveals himself and I love being loyal to One lucky dude.I'm the Manager at a Spa and love working in the health and wellness industry - A healthy, clean lifestyle is very important to me. It was quite an adventure. I have several private students every week who take vocal and piano lessons with me.I'm creative, crafty and love to dance and sing while cooking so watch out for the wooden spoon. SPANK!Travelling...it doesn't take much to get me on a plane or train or wagon. Or horse. My Mashi (mamma) boards horses on her ranch, but they haven't finished training yet, so we can't ride them, but we're excited for the opportunity, hopefully soon. Anyway - back to the original train of thought; Travel. JK.What else? My values are simple: God, Family, Career. I'm not religious, but very spiritual and have a lot of faith in meditation, prayer and our ability to manifest. I'm looking for someone who places similar importance on maintaining a relationship and connection with God through prayer and meditation.I think one of my best qualities is letting people be themselves. I don't put restrictions on people or lots of expectations but I do expect you to be fun. I fuggin' mean it! I need one, bad-ass hilarious dude, otherwise my friends will think you're too boring for me and *** - Yeah they get a say. Sense of humor pretty much means you have the whole package to me. I love a pretty face, but can totally pass on a six pack if you can make me laugh. I'm looking for a good guy and good person through and through. If that's you, give me a bell. Ooh, fun! I like this section. I've always thought the absolute best way to great to know someone is to share a meal together. It's no wonder that dinner with the family is how most any outsider gains access and acceptance across all cultures! The meal can be casual or formal, and either way allows for intimate conversation, laughter and discovery.
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RimonOnline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
I am a dynamic individual, often seen scaling footpaths and crushing hearts. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning pornos, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three minutes in a row. I woo men with my sensuous and godlike sitar playing, I can pilot Barbie scooters up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in forty minutes. I develop black eyes in mere minutes. Using only a leatherman and a large glass of beer, I once single- I play strip poker quite successfully (especially with the aforementioned monkeys), I was scouted by the spearmint rhino, I am the subject of numerous rumors. When I'm bored, I draw rude comics. I enjoy shark diving. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of leather evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number forty-two and have won the weekend passes.-force drinking demonstration. I bat .nothing. Children hate me. I can hurl drinking straws at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Go Griff Go, The Cat in the Hat, and The Cat in the Hat Comes Back in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dog house that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in Tesco. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep standing up. The laws of physics do not apply to me. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but I forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning worms.-diving competitions in Havasu, and spelling bees at the Vatican.-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. “This is where we are at right now, as a whole. No one is left out of the loop. We are experiencing a reality based on a thin veneer of lies and illusions. A world where greed is our God and wisdom is sin, where division is key and unity is fantasy, where the ego-driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather than the intelligence of the heart.” Bill Hicks, legend and possible prophet Anything awesome, as long as you have a car, a job, and an ounce of prudence. Racists, homophobes, devout Catholics, and mummy's boys need not apply. Froods and Time Lords highly preferred and immensely revered.