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Arlie
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Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
I enjoy the outdoors. Hiking, swimming, riding quads, ect. I like to be spontaneous. Have fun and do whatever comes to mind. I don't really know what all to write so if you want to know something just ask. Besides, if you put everything on here it takes the fun out of getting to know someone. Dinner or a movie.
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Derryl
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Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
This is the most difficult part of joining a dating site. I have so much to offer to someone who is deserving of me.I am a single mom of two boys ages 10 and 15. The are my first priority :) If you don't like kids, Please don't waste our time. I love staying fit and challenging myself. I am independent, sweet , caring, loving, Will give my shirt off my back, if I care for you. I do lots of squats:) I love to travel,very adventurous, will try anything almost once. I love outdoors and nature. Love to barbecue and make dinners with friends and entertaining. I love music, many types .I love country too, so please be able to tolerate it. I drive a beater for a car right now, but there is a good reason behind that :) I am NOT looking to hook up..Let's be honest, I wouldn't be on this site if that was what i was looking for. I can HOOK up with no problem .That is not my style. I'm not desperate, I am a beautiful lady with a kind heart.I am truly a catch .I would date me ,,,HA HA, as you can see i am confident, and I know what I want. I am not judgmental at all, All i ask is that you have a job and a car.Please be motivated , not a couch potato, be fun and outgoing!! If you are a player, I don't need you...I been there and done that :) Much more... Just ask Not your house !!! Somewhere pretty !!
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Rimon
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Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
I am a dynamic individual, often seen scaling footpaths and crushing hearts. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning pornos, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three minutes in a row. I woo men with my sensuous and godlike sitar playing, I can pilot Barbie scooters up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in forty minutes. I develop black eyes in mere minutes. Using only a leatherman and a large glass of beer, I once single- I play strip poker quite successfully (especially with the aforementioned monkeys), I was scouted by the spearmint rhino, I am the subject of numerous rumors. When I'm bored, I draw rude comics. I enjoy shark diving. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of leather evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number forty-two and have won the weekend passes.-force drinking demonstration. I bat .nothing. Children hate me. I can hurl drinking straws at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Go Griff Go, The Cat in the Hat, and The Cat in the Hat Comes Back in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dog house that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in Tesco. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep standing up. The laws of physics do not apply to me. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but I forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning worms.-diving competitions in Havasu, and spelling bees at the Vatican.-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. “This is where we are at right now, as a whole. No one is left out of the loop. We are experiencing a reality based on a thin veneer of lies and illusions. A world where greed is our God and wisdom is sin, where division is key and unity is fantasy, where the ego-driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather than the intelligence of the heart.” Bill Hicks, legend and possible prophet Anything awesome, as long as you have a car, a job, and an ounce of prudence. Racists, homophobes, devout Catholics, and mummy's boys need not apply. Froods and Time Lords highly preferred and immensely revered.