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TomasaOnline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
So a girl came into my yoga class the other day and asked where I'm from because I talk funny. Well, she was more polite than that because she actually said it sounds like I have an accent, but then I said, ";**** did the last person in the fridge put the chocolate?!?**** is the goddamn ****ing chocolate?!?!Moving on, I'm going to make this the part where I talk about things I like. I really like those olives stuffed with garlic that you get at Thrifty's, but I'm not sold on the lemon ones. Those seem like a bit of a stretch to me. I also like having lots of pillows in bed so there is always a cool one to switch to if you wake up in the middle of the night. Maybe one day someone will invent a self-cooling pillow? I used to really enjoy taking super hot showers, but then I started getting dizzy or vertigo or something occasionally so I had to tone that sh*tdown. But they are boys so what do they know, really? Sometimes I get bored at work and like to hit on my coworkers in the most uncomfortable way I can think of. I think they like it too though, because it keeps them on their toes. Also, I work with all ladies and my Mom thinks I'm a lesbian or maybe secretly hopes that I am, but I'm pretty sure that I'm not. Something on the water.
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AlexandreaOnline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
Well for starters, I really love burritos. I'm also a big fan of jello too. Back when sega still existed, there was a game that involved swimming through jello pits - and I thought, wouldn't that be fantastic? So I filled my tub with sh*ttons of jello, and it was freaking awesome.I've been told by "people" that I'm mildly entertaining (especially if we plan on talking about any of the following topics: jazzersizing, spandex, jeggings, unicorns, and dreams we've had that were about star wars).Finally, a few other things about myself:-I went through a phase were I thought blow-ups dolls were an acceptable way to waste time-I own a ceramic cat-I still have no idea where the Kootenays are-I enjoy hiking and off roading with beer -I have a great fondness for fake mustaches, sarcasm, and falling asleep while watching family guy Grab a latte (or insert other beverage of choice)....cruise the strip (on foot that is)...and try on wigs.However, I do enjoy the usual first date activities - this may include people watching at Walmart, having Alien marathons, and lounging about in mou-mous.
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KaylinOnline
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
..) for a good read or movie. I think I "clean up pretty good" when it's needed but can also pull off ripped denim & flannel in the same day, just depends what the plan is. I'm proud of my friends and family and like spending time with them and am hoping to find someone with the same values. I've been told I'm a good balance between one-of-the-guys and a lady, but totally understand when guys need guy time.My umpiring career is important to me so I'd ideally like to find somebody who has their own hobbies and activities that I can support then in while they support me with mine.Also, if you improperly use their, there, and they're, move along... I'm open to most suggestions... Nothing crazy, but hopefully fun. Get to know each other, yadda yadda, beers? Who knows?! Bungee jumping?! Let's do it!