SIMILAR PEOPLE
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TomasaOffline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
So a girl came into my yoga class the other day and asked where I'm from because I talk funny. Well, she was more polite than that because she actually said it sounds like I have an accent, but then I said, ";**** did the last person in the fridge put the chocolate?!?**** is the goddamn ****ing chocolate?!?!Moving on, I'm going to make this the part where I talk about things I like. I really like those olives stuffed with garlic that you get at Thrifty's, but I'm not sold on the lemon ones. Those seem like a bit of a stretch to me. I also like having lots of pillows in bed so there is always a cool one to switch to if you wake up in the middle of the night. Maybe one day someone will invent a self-cooling pillow? I used to really enjoy taking super hot showers, but then I started getting dizzy or vertigo or something occasionally so I had to tone that sh*tdown. But they are boys so what do they know, really? Sometimes I get bored at work and like to hit on my coworkers in the most uncomfortable way I can think of. I think they like it too though, because it keeps them on their toes. Also, I work with all ladies and my Mom thinks I'm a lesbian or maybe secretly hopes that I am, but I'm pretty sure that I'm not. Something on the water.
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MeryleOffline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
im pretty sure this is a waist of my time but just for shits n gigs im gunna go with the flow here.. sporty guys only need apply as i one day plan to birth future NHL. (GO CANUCKS!!!.. next year) that was me getting straight to the point since , lets face it, meetville is a person catalog and nothings worse than ording the "; but when you answer the door upon your delivery you end up with that ugly maroon one nobody likes. YIKES. that just will not look satisfying in my metaphorical house :/ i like to keep active as i have 3 jobbies i love and play baseball on my days off. im thinking about going major league legit one day but i am not sure im ready to commit to the millions of fans and thousands of dollers that will be handed to me for just being awesome. i have my OWN truck aswell. i also have zero problemo eating cherries, wearing a brand new white shirt, which is prob the dare devil in me as i love to live on the edge. ill yell out I LOVE FORT ST JOHN!! in capitals cuz i am totally cereal that i have finally found my northern inner foo-man-choo-tron. if you wanna know more just ask blah blah blah blah buuuuuut if not then whatever, i really dont care, you probably had soft hands anyway and there is always plenty of fish :) i am looking for the carrot to my pea so something creative boys. "YOU CON DOOO EEEET" *mexiCAN with a sombraro because your not a mexiCANT witha visor that some dude golfing would wear. that prob makes absolutely no sense but trust me, i can picture it and i deff want the colourful sombraro as my co-piolet for all the radical sweet adventures in the near future. Xo
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KatrionaOffline
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
I enjoy traveling, dinning, music, dancing, reading, writing constructively, reading people, and definitely conversations that are of depth. I’d like to find someone who can tune in to my language and understand me.