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Tomasa, 29

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About Me

So a girl came into my yoga class the other day and asked where I'm from because I talk funny. Well, she was more polite than that because she actually said it sounds like I have an accent, but then I said, ";**** did the last person in the fridge put the chocolate?!?**** is the goddamn ****ing chocolate?!?!Moving on, I'm going to make this the part where I talk about things I like. I really like those olives stuffed with garlic that you get at Thrifty's, but I'm not sold on the lemon ones. Those seem like a bit of a stretch to me. I also like having lots of pillows in bed so there is always a cool one to switch to if you wake up in the middle of the night. Maybe one day someone will invent a self-cooling pillow? I used to really enjoy taking super hot showers, but then I started getting dizzy or vertigo or something occasionally so I had to tone that sh*tdown. But they are boys so what do they know, really? Sometimes I get bored at work and like to hit on my coworkers in the most uncomfortable way I can think of. I think they like it too though, because it keeps them on their toes. Also, I work with all ladies and my Mom thinks I'm a lesbian or maybe secretly hopes that I am, but I'm pretty sure that I'm not. Something on the water.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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