SIMILAR PEOPLE
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TomasaOffline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
So a girl came into my yoga class the other day and asked where I'm from because I talk funny. Well, she was more polite than that because she actually said it sounds like I have an accent, but then I said, ";**** did the last person in the fridge put the chocolate?!?**** is the goddamn ****ing chocolate?!?!Moving on, I'm going to make this the part where I talk about things I like. I really like those olives stuffed with garlic that you get at Thrifty's, but I'm not sold on the lemon ones. Those seem like a bit of a stretch to me. I also like having lots of pillows in bed so there is always a cool one to switch to if you wake up in the middle of the night. Maybe one day someone will invent a self-cooling pillow? I used to really enjoy taking super hot showers, but then I started getting dizzy or vertigo or something occasionally so I had to tone that sh*tdown. But they are boys so what do they know, really? Sometimes I get bored at work and like to hit on my coworkers in the most uncomfortable way I can think of. I think they like it too though, because it keeps them on their toes. Also, I work with all ladies and my Mom thinks I'm a lesbian or maybe secretly hopes that I am, but I'm pretty sure that I'm not. Something on the water.
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ElenorOffline
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
don't message me, cant even hide my profile without upgrading.. wtf description field is too short.. omg so annoying xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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PhilomenaOffline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
Just so you don't get a shock later and have a hell of a story to tell your buddies, I use a manual wheelchair most of the time due to a snowboarding injury years ago. If you're still reading, you should also know I can get up & walk a bit and I pretty much do whatever I want. I travel, I ski, I fly fish, I love to surf. I did storm the wall. Recently, I did Tough Mudder, which was awesome and we're already signed up for next year.When the weather isn't fantastic , I like to play video games or the guitar and the drums... I'm not crazy good, but I like to play covers of Zeppelin, DMB and stuff I hear on the Peak. Otherwise, I might turn on the PS3 and play Uncharted, Last of Us, Rockband or COD.Working in healthcare takes up some of my time, but I straight up love what I do. I'm lucky that way. I talk about all the cool things that happened at work that day. I don't complain the way some people do.I'm looking for someone who enjoys a documentary on Netflix as much as the Walking Dead or Game of Thrones. Someone who can laugh at themselves, laugh at me, and laugh at the absurdity of life whenever you notice it. You know, someone who is kind of a bamf in their own right : ) I like the idea of hanging out, something low-key, possibly outside.Maybe an activity, then beers on a patio.